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« on: September 21, 2019, 11:04:51 AM »

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A woman dreamt she had swallowed her engagement ring and when she woke up she realised she had.

Jenna Evans was on a high-speed train when she had a dream in which some "bad guys" were getting on and the best way to protect the 2.4 carat diamond ring was to gulp it down.

"I popped that sucker off, put it in my mouth and swallowed it with a glass of water," Ms Evans said in a Facebook post.

Ms Evans, of San Diego, California, woke up and was relieved to realise it had been a bizarre dream - until she realised she was no longer wearing the ring.

She said: "When I woke up in the morning, there was no ring on my finger.

"I couldn't help but laugh at it, and then I had to wake my fiance up and tell him that I had swallowed my engagement ring."
Jenna Evans wanted to protect her engagement ring

Ms Evans,29, went to an urgent care clinic where doctors decided not to allow the ring to pass through naturally and referred her to a specialist.

An upper endoscopy was carried out, in which a small camera and device is inserted down the throat.

Ms Evans said she began to cry as she signed the forms for carrying out the procedure because she feared she might die and not live to marry her fiance Bobby Howell.

In her Facebook post, she wrote: "I waited a long time for that damn engagement ring and I WILL marry Bobby Howell DAMNIT."

Doctors located the ring in Ms Evans' intestines and Mr Howell presented her with it again.

Ms Evans wrote: "Bobby finally gave my ring back this morning - I promised not to swallow it again, we're still getting married and all is right in the world.

"I'm so grateful that everybody can laugh about it, because it truly is a very funny story."

The couple plan to get married in May 2020.
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2019, 12:12:45 PM »

THAT IS PRICELESS!
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2019, 11:11:50 PM »

She was lucky. There was a story about a highwayman who pulled over a carriage and demanded a ring from a woman who swallowed it in defiance. The hiwayman shot her and forced her husband to cut her open and take the ring out.
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2019, 06:50:52 PM »

If she'd have taken some Tums and announced they even help with jewelry-related dyspepsia, maybe she could've gotten the wedding sponsored.
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2019, 01:38:47 AM »

"I popped that sucker off, put it in my mouth and swallowed it with a glass of water," Ms Evans said in a Facebook post."

So she wasn't actually sleeping when she did this.


I would have second thoughts marrying her, but that's just me  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2019, 02:01:55 AM »

"I popped that sucker off, put it in my mouth and swallowed it with a glass of water," Ms Evans said in a Facebook post."

So she wasn't actually sleeping when she did this.


I would have second thoughts marrying her, but that's just me  BounceGiggle


Some guys like a woman who swallows.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2019, 02:03:36 AM »

"I popped that sucker off, put it in my mouth and swallowed it with a glass of water," Ms Evans said in a Facebook post."

So she wasn't actually sleeping when she did this.


I would have second thoughts marrying her, but that's just me  BounceGiggle


Some guys like a woman who swallows.  BounceGiggle

No doubt. In my case, it depends on what she swallows  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2019, 01:03:14 AM »

I hear she was offered a job as a Columbian drug mule.
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