Terrible news.

[Svengoolie 3]

I just spent a great 3 days attending a major regional sf-gaming convention. I had a great time gaming,meeting peolle,  attending panels and hosting the rocky horror picture show.

Played a game of X wing,  an OOP star fighter combat game based on a certain film series. The guy  running it built a 4 level table to make the game 3D. He looked like a young,  small Sam kinnison wans was a nice guy.

Did a couple RPG sessions based on FAST:http://www.fastrpg.net

One session was sorta based on "the cabin in the woods".

I played what I thought was a rpg called FIASCO that  I doubt I'll do again. It's not actually a rpg.

Played a star wars rpg,  a coupe of  the  guys who  showed  up were  basically monkeys. Still had a good time.

There was a panel about non human characters in sf novels. It was interesting.


All in all I had a great time. Which icm sure is terrible news for some of you.  Thatcs why I posted it under terrible news, just to very your holes up that something bad had happened to me so I couild disappoint you.

[chainsaw midget]

This is the exact kind of thing we all keep telling you not to do. 

Stop trying to pick fights. 

[ER]

Well welcome back, Sven! 

[Svengoolie 3]

Here's a riddle that was in one of  the games I was in,  I had  to figure it out to find an item.

"Often am I beaten,
but never defeated.

On my thick skinned head
your blows are repeated.

I shout at each one
but take them all in stride.

And never do I bleed
for I've no blood inside. "

It took me a fewe minutes since it was Sunday morning and I'd had like 3-5 hours sleep the last two nights total. Did you know there are limits to what caffeine can compensate for?

[ER]

Cream?

[RCMerchant]

A vampire's dick!

[Gabriel Knight]

An elephant testicle?

[Svengoolie 3]

Incdentially in the rpg session this was in I took a pair of socks as equipment and used them both in two different ways.

[RCMerchant]

Two socks? Two vampire's jerking off into socks?  
One in the left hand, one in the right hand.

[Svengoolie 3]

Putz.

We were  doing  a game vaguely themed on "the cabin in the woods" that involved a bunch of teens going to a haunted cabin out in the woods where peolle had been murdered at times over the years.

We weren't allowed guns and most of our character's weren't combat types, but my character did have melee weapons as a skill.

I took two big athletic  socks and put a fist sized smooth riover stone in one for a weapon. Later I spun it up and used it to smash  a wooden mask of the green man.

After that I ran out to a campfire ,  picked up a burning stick from the edge,  put the other sock on it to use it for a torch and ran back into the cabin, setting it on fire and burning the contract the owners had written 60 years ago to make a deal with the green man to sacrifice youthful lives to it for immortality and setting the cabin on fire for good measure.

Fun game.

[Olivia Bauer]

All in all I had a great time. Which icm sure is terrible news for some of you.  Thatcs why I posted it under terrible news, just to very your holes up that something bad had happened to me so I could disappoint you.

Sven, I have been overly aggressive towards you lately. I owe you an apology for a lot of the hostility I have given you.
I was very frustrated that my favorite forum was being subjected to constant drama and I let my temper control me.
I am sorry for that.
However, I have been putting this apology off since you're constantly causing new drama pretty much every other day.

I know that you're annoyed by how often you get booed, as evidenced by your post asking someone to shut your karma off.
I have not given you a boo despite you blatantly trying to cause drama again. I'm here to ask you as nicely as possible to stop doing this.
If you stop trying to get into fights with everyone then I will never boo you ever again. You are making it less fun to be here by constantly
causing drama intentionally. This is the last time I will ever ask you nicely to stop doing this. I want everyone on this forum, INCLUDING YOU
to actually enjoy having conversations here again.

I'm begging you. Stop causing drama on purpose.

[Svengoolie 3]

So, is anyone going to even try to solve the riddle? I got it after a while and that  was with a severe sleep defiicientcy.

[ER]

When I read the first line I thought maybe it was you you were talking about but then the second line proved that wasn't it, so I'll say it's a drum.

[Svengoolie 3]

When I read the first line I thought maybe it was you you were talking about but then the second line proved that wasn't it, so I'll say it's a drum.

Just had to take a shot at me didn't you, you SOB's mother.

Naturally no one here will throw s**t at you for it.

[ER]

Well I guess it's not cream, a drum, a dragon's dick, an elephant's testicle, or two socks, and I guess the room is out of pity guesses, so if you want to reveal the answer now I'll give you an encouraging reaction, to be nice.