THEY CALL ME TRINITY : 1971 109 min.

[Flangepart]

Starring Terrance Hill. STUFF TO WATCH FOR! Stop draggin your Colt through the sand, it'll wear the front sight off. ..... He smells just to look at him. and thats our hero. ..... Beans! Deadyist wepon in the ooooold west. ..... Reverse carnial Occular hand eye coordination has saved many a gunfighter... ..... Actual Horse Flop!. ..... Hercules! Oh, Bud Spencer aka Bluto. ..... Well...met the devils left and right hands, whats next, the hangin downs? ..... Frontier surgery. ..... A gay Festus? ..... Bargining chip of the Ooooooold west. ..... The Major: Advanced Greed 101. ..... Mexican racial steriotype: Check. ..... Pan and scan still sucks. ..... Mediterrinian amish? ..... You don't hire too many intellectuals, do you Major? ..... Cloths do not make the gunfighter. ..... Wet T-shirts of the ooooooold west!. ..... They're the Weasel and Timmy? What is this, Nickelodian? ..... Oh...their Mormans! Well, that don't explain the hats... ..... Keep the boogers out the gun barrel, Bud. ..... A Biblicaly literate  sentry. ..... Ah! Good old fashioned ass woopin's of the ooooold west!. ..... b***h slappin a mexican banddito. Joe Bobb would be impressed. ..... Gymkata! ..... Herculeas has realy put on the flab. ..... and, finaly(Yea)..... Just lost another convert, Preacher. Good one!  Flangepart says, check it out! Never reviewed a classic before. Got it for $6.29 at Best Buy. Its a relaxed take on the Spegetti western, and it's sheer attitude is infectious. The contrast twixt the theme lyrics and Trinity's apperance is a hoot in itself. Hey, Andrew, when ya' gonna do some Spegetti? They'd seem right up uou alley?

[Gerry]

I love THEY CALL ME TRINITY--it's a classic!  Don't miss the sequel, TRINITY IS STILL MY NAME.  I think it's even funnier than the first one, if that's possible.  Wait till you see a monastery full of monks playing tackle football.  And the meal in the snooty restaurant cracks me up every time.

[Flangepart]

Confirmed...must have sequal......need laughs.

[jmc]

I found a cheapo DVD boxset of both TRINITY films and BOOT HILL for only $20!  Check Suncoast.