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« on: December 14, 2019, 01:37:35 PM »
watched this yesterday. with a name like that it could only be bad, and it is.. but fun bad. totally insane plot that makes no sense. one of my favourite aspects was the numerous fight sequences between dogs and grown men that inexplicably have sounds of women screaming dubbed on top?

a complete hamfest. 4 bones out of 5
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2019, 03:43:25 PM »
is that the one with alice cooper? that's a hoot!
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2019, 03:49:53 PM »
Quote from: chefzombie on December 14, 2019, 03:43:25 PM
is that the one with alice cooper? that's a hoot!

No, that was MONSTER DOG. I have DRACULA'S  DOG on DVD (under the title ZOLTAN, HOUND OF DRACULA).
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2019, 03:51:55 PM »
monster dog, that's it. thanks burgo! i need to see if i can find that to watch again on new year's eve.  Cheers
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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2019, 04:46:43 PM »
Then you got DEVIL DOG-HOUND FROM HELL (1978)

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Oookaay...
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2019, 05:04:31 PM »
ok then let's throw this open to any other crappy dog flicks


C.H.O.M.P.S (1979)

this could described as a 'sci-fi comedy', but that would be severely stretching it in both cases...
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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2019, 05:43:40 PM »
What's the Stephan King dog movie-? CUJO (1983)!



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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2019, 11:54:36 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on December 14, 2019, 05:43:40 PM
What's the Stephan King dog movie-? CUJO (1983)!



http://youtu.be/45vzCiU01O4




CUJO! Yet another film ruined almost single-handedly by some annoying kid. In this movie's case, the annoying kid from that annoying Who's The Boss? TV show.
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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2019, 05:50:50 AM »


Play Dead (1983) - Great bad movie, and the only Dog-slasher I know of. Yvonne De Carlo gives a deliciously bad performance. Recommended.



Dogs (1976) - For what it is worth, I thought this one was actually scary.



Rottweiler (2004) - Remake of a 1976 flick. This one is dull and boring, sad to say.
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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2019, 06:21:31 AM »
Quote from: claws on December 15, 2019, 05:50:50 AM


Play Dead (1983) - Great bad movie, and the only Dog-slasher I know of. Yvonne De Carlo gives a deliciously bad performance. Recommended.

somehow never even heard of this one. thanks!
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2019, 08:17:50 PM »
I present the worlds most athletic dog









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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2019, 11:13:50 PM »
WON TON TON-THE DOG WHO SAVED HOLLYWOOD (1976)

Awful!

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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2019, 02:49:54 AM »
Quote from: bob on December 15, 2019, 08:17:50 PM
I present the worlds most athletic dog









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that's all well and good, but can he chew through £2000 worth of brand new sofa while you're at work then badly feign innocence when you walk through the door?
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2019, 02:52:11 AM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on December 15, 2019, 11:13:50 PM
WON TON TON-THE DOG WHO SAVED HOLLYWOOD (1976)

Awful!

http://youtu.be/GkGS70QNES0

wow that looks terrible

"a dog can't knock?!"

can't they?
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« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2019, 06:27:21 PM »
just watched PLAY DEAD (found a region 2 spanish dvd with english audio option). good fun! kinda slow and not gory but I liked the hammy-ness, especially Yvone de Carlo's performance

top line:

"of course you're after my money. It's only natural. And you're a very natural boy."
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