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« on: January 14, 2020, 02:42:25 PM »
...and there's a waiting list to buy it.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/beauty/fragrance/a30510012/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle/

This chick is a big bundle of goofy, and she's making bank off it.
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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2020, 03:25:56 PM »
I saw this mentioned elsewhere and assumed it was a joke. Guess not. Don't see it being on my shopping list any time soon.
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« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2020, 04:50:06 PM »
She runs a company that peddles psuedoscience. She even has her own Netflix show coming out.

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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2020, 05:02:20 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2020, 04:14:07 AM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 14, 2020, 02:42:25 PM
...and there's a waiting list to buy it.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/beauty/fragrance/a30510012/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle/

This chick is a big bundle of goofy, and she's making bank off it.

 Question Oy....
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2020, 07:48:13 PM »
I heard ANDY COHEN ask MARTHA STEWART about this last night. 

Her next candle will be Back Door Blast. 
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2020, 07:58:29 PM »
I wonder how she got it to smell that way?  Twirling
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2020, 11:19:48 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 17, 2020, 07:58:29 PM
I wonder how she got it to smell that way?  Twirling
Do you need to ask?   Twirling 

I understand that the $75 price tag has encouraged goopy GWYNETH to option several new candle scents.  She will be consulting with HARVEY WEINSTEIN about some followups, like Morning After Breath, Nipple Not Near, and Dirty Diaper Dawn. 
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2020, 01:03:24 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2020, 01:50:59 PM »
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 17, 2020, 11:19:48 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 17, 2020, 07:58:29 PM
I wonder how she got it to smell that way?  Twirling
Do you need to ask?   Twirling 

I understand that the $75 price tag has encouraged goopy GWYNETH to option several new candle scents.  She will be consulting with HARVEY WEINSTEIN about some followups, like Morning After Breath, Nipple Not Near, and Dirty Diaper Dawn. 

She is consulting with the wrong person. She ought to consult with our own Trevor and come out with candles that smell like dirty underwear, for, who knows more about dirty underwear, then our own Trevor.
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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2020, 03:20:32 AM »
Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on January 19, 2020, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 17, 2020, 11:19:48 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 17, 2020, 07:58:29 PM
I wonder how she got it to smell that way?  Twirling
Do you need to ask?   Twirling 

I understand that the $75 price tag has encouraged goopy GWYNETH to option several new candle scents.  She will be consulting with HARVEY WEINSTEIN about some followups, like Morning After Breath, Nipple Not Near, and Dirty Diaper Dawn. 

She is consulting with the wrong person. She ought to consult with our own Trevor and come out with candles that smell like dirty underwear, for, who knows more about dirty underwear, then our own Trevor.

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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2020, 07:24:21 AM »
I can't decide if I have more contempt for her or the people who buy this.
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« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2020, 10:58:53 AM »
Annnnd her fame reaches 0.59......
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