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Trevor
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« on: January 15, 2020, 08:41:09 AM »
My boss asked me to come up with a list of safety equipment we need and the thread title is the first thing that came into my head.  TeddyR
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Allhallowsday
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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2020, 10:46:07 AM »
You are twisted.   BounceGiggle
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2020, 12:07:14 PM »
I believe boxers & baseball players call it simply a "cup".
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2020, 03:03:37 PM »
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 15, 2020, 10:46:07 AM
You are twisted.   BounceGiggle

Yessir.  TeddyR
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bob
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2020, 05:32:46 PM »
Quote from: Trevor on January 15, 2020, 08:41:09 AM
My boss asked me to come up with a list of safety equipment we need and the thread title is the first thing that came into my head.  TeddyR

How did your boss respond to the suggstion  TeddyR
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Trevor
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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2020, 10:24:50 PM »
Quote from: bob on January 15, 2020, 05:32:46 PM
Quote from: Trevor on January 15, 2020, 08:41:09 AM
My boss asked me to come up with a list of safety equipment we need and the thread title is the first thing that came into my head.  TeddyR

How did your boss respond to the suggstion  TeddyR

She hasn't seen the list yet and just btw, I've  known her for over 30 years so she's OK with my quirky sense of humor.  TeddyR
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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Trevor
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« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2020, 01:19:34 AM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on January 15, 2020, 12:07:14 PM
I believe boxers & baseball players call it simply a "cup".

Cricket players call it a box: very uncomfortable to wear.
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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chefzombie
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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2020, 11:31:56 PM »
trev, you DO have a way of making me laugh at JUST the right time, thank you!  Cheers
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2020, 12:17:52 PM »
Quote from: Trevor on January 15, 2020, 08:41:09 AM
My boss asked me to come up with a list of safety equipment we need and the thread title is the first thing that came into my head.  TeddyR

That's a nutty idea.
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2020, 10:46:42 PM »
Someday, when I'm a god, I'm going to give the men on my planet a break and design a little rib cage that grows under the skin in front of the scrotum.

You're welcome, future men under my benevolent thrall.
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2020, 01:33:01 AM »
Quote from: ER on January 23, 2020, 10:46:42 PM
Someday, when I'm a god, I'm going to give the men on my planet a break and design a little rib cage that grows under the skin in front of the scrotum.

You're welcome, future men under my benevolent thrall.

I remember you said a few years back that you once accidentally hit a guy in the cojones either with a tennis ball or racket and that the poor guy just collapsed.  Buggedout TeddyR TeddyR
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2020, 10:05:40 PM »
Quote from: Trevor on January 24, 2020, 01:33:01 AM
Quote from: ER on January 23, 2020, 10:46:42 PM
Someday, when I'm a god, I'm going to give the men on my planet a break and design a little rib cage that grows under the skin in front of the scrotum.

You're welcome, future men under my benevolent thrall.

I remember you said a few years back that you once accidentally hit a guy in the cojones either with a tennis ball or racket and that the poor guy just collapsed.  Buggedout TeddyR TeddyR

And I later married him.   Lookingup
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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2020, 12:33:24 AM »
thanks for the good laughs ladies and gents i really needed one.
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