Dates from hell, Massachusetts style

[sprite75]

A Massachusetts woman met a dude on a dating app.  She picked him up at his parents home for a first date and drove him to North Attleboro while he drank wine in the passenger seat of her Maxima.  They stopped at a bank.  Which he proceeded to rob.  Then made her drive the getaway car.

Christopher Castillo, the unnamed woman's would-be Robin Hood, plead guilty this week to armed robbery and three counts of assault and battery on a police officer — all committed on their first date on December 5, 2016 — according to the Bristol County District Attorney's Office.

Castillo was sentenced to three years in state prison for the robbery, plus two years in the Bristol County House of Corrections for violently struggling against and spitting on police who tried to subdue him, according to the district attorney's office.

The two had never met in person before that fateful day in 2016, she told police. So why would she think anything was wrong when he told her to pull over as they approached a bank?

He got out of her car and left her there alone for a few minutes. Then, suddenly, he came running back, sweating with sunglasses, a hat, a gun and $1,000 cash in hand, the woman said.

[Trevor]

"Talk about the life in Massachusetts, speak about the people I have seen......" 

[Rev. Powell]

I think that was pretty much the plot of TEENAGE CRIME WAVE, except that in the movie the female was convicted as an accomplice.

[ER]

In college Dana went out with a man and at the restaurant he asked if it was okay if he sat with his back to the door and put on sunglasses, because he had multiple outstanding bench warrants. She probably still banged him.