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sprite75
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« on: February 15, 2020, 11:24:40 AM »


Cool I got my own legless life sized Jesus action figure!
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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2020, 12:35:32 PM »
Quote from: sprite75 on February 15, 2020, 11:24:40 AM


The sex shop had a very uninspiring collection of blow up dolls.
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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2020, 12:49:03 PM »
Quote from: sprite75 on February 15, 2020, 11:24:40 AM


Give me a minute on this thing we're doing. I mean, what we're doing. What are we doing, sarge?
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2020, 10:35:42 PM »
It's his own personal Jesus!  He picked up the receiver and they made him a believer! 
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2020, 02:38:26 AM »
Jesus, you old so and so!  How you been, my man!!!

GAK!  You're crushing me!  Put me down this instant!!!
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2020, 01:58:02 PM »
Quote from: retrorussell on February 16, 2020, 02:38:26 AM
Jesus, you old so and so!  How you been, my man!!!

GAK!  You're crushing me!  Put me down this instant!!!

Yeah you made my legs pop off already! 
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2020, 02:14:13 PM »
Quote from: sprite75 on February 15, 2020, 11:24:40 AM


Small | Large
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2020, 03:46:19 PM »
Quote from: sprite75 on February 15, 2020, 11:24:40 AM


Since he could no longer run away, Jesus just had to hope the thing digging into his side was just his captors keys.
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