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El Misfit
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« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2020, 09:59:28 PM »
My friend David had his ID stolen, so he's now known as Dav
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yeah no.
indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2020, 10:35:09 PM »
I told my wife that my dream was to make an entire working automobile out of spaghetti.

She said I was crazy.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2020, 10:37:27 PM »
My boss told me to have a good day.......   so I went home.  Wink
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Gilligan's island, Goonies and Godzilla information booth here!
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2020, 02:22:19 AM »
A mouse is f**king an elephant.
The elephant yawns and smacks her head on the headboard.
"OW!" the elephant hollers.
The mouse says- "That's right! Scream, baby!"
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2020, 05:29:54 AM »
The definition of ambition is a mouse crawling up an elephant's behind with rape on its mind.
The definition of self-confidence is when the mouse says: "I'm sorry, but this is gonna hurt!"
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« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2020, 06:39:04 AM »
The pesimist sees the tunnel
The optimist sees the light in the tunnel
The realist sees the lights of the train
The train driver sees three idiots...
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
El Misfit
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« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2020, 10:14:23 PM »
A priest, rabbit, and minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks :What will yall have?" The Rabbit said he doesn't know, only that he's there because of autocorrect.
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Bela
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2020, 06:00:55 PM »
Why is it hard to auction off Nazi memorabilia?

Because everyone looks like they're bidding!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
Alex
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« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2020, 12:52:54 PM »
No member of Metallica has ever been on The Muppet Show or Sesame Street.

Master of Puppets my arse!
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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Bela
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2020, 02:31:49 PM »
What do you call a monkey that eats Doritos?
A chipmunk!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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Bela
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2020, 02:43:16 PM »
What would you call Robocop if he was homeless?
Hobocop
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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