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« on: February 13, 2022, 10:17:53 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2022, 10:21:22 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2022, 11:07:57 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2022, 08:16:27 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2022, 09:14:48 AM »
I haven't watched a full Superbowl game since the 90s. This year was no exception. I usually tune in the 4th quarter if it's not a blowout. Happy for Stafford. To be honest happy for the Bengals too. It's not their day yet but it was a fun run for their long-suffering fans.
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2022, 11:06:06 AM »
I didn't even know it was on.
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2022, 03:41:53 PM »
it would have been sick if Snoop Dogg had said "Yo guess who's back?" and they brought out Jeffrey Epstein to do a verse
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2022, 03:55:00 PM »
One of these days I am going to get Kristi to explain the Superbowl to me, although since she doesn't really watch US sports outside of Ice Hockey, she might not have the answer either.
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2022, 08:26:58 PM »
Quote from: Alex on February 14, 2022, 03:55:00 PM
One of these days I am going to get Kristi to explain the Superbowl to me, although since she doesn't really watch US sports outside of Ice Hockey, she might not have the answer either.

Oh I got this – One time in the ol’ 1980s the Chicago Bears won this greatest of football games called Super Bowl and our forefathers and foreuncles ran naked in the streets jumping with glee in celebration.  The rivers turned to beer, women everywhere became pregnant with their favorite child, Spuds Mackenzie was elected mayor of paradise and world peace was achieved for like 5 minutes.  People danced the Super Bowl Shuffle for a decade after that.  The world has been trying to recapture the joy of that Super Bowl win every year since.  Honestly, they should have just re-started the count after that win but I guess it was a missed opportunity.

Ask Kristi about it – I’m sure she remembers the day men were celebrating naked in the streets and drank from the beer rivers, even in Utah.  At least that’s how they made it seem in Chicago.
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2022, 03:10:24 PM »
Quote from: Paquita on February 14, 2022, 08:26:58 PM
Quote from: Alex on February 14, 2022, 03:55:00 PM
One of these days I am going to get Kristi to explain the Superbowl to me, although since she doesn't really watch US sports outside of Ice Hockey, she might not have the answer either.

Oh I got this – One time in the ol’ 1980s the Chicago Bears won this greatest of football games called Super Bowl and our forefathers and foreuncles ran naked in the streets jumping with glee in celebration.  The rivers turned to beer, women everywhere became pregnant with their favorite child, Spuds Mackenzie was elected mayor of paradise and world peace was achieved for like 5 minutes.  People danced the Super Bowl Shuffle for a decade after that.  The world has been trying to recapture the joy of that Super Bowl win every year since.  Honestly, they should have just re-started the count after that win but I guess it was a missed opportunity.

Ask Kristi about it – I’m sure she remembers the day men were celebrating naked in the streets and drank from the beer rivers, even in Utah.  At least that’s how they made it seem in Chicago.




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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2022, 11:49:12 PM »
The Rams are the first Hare Krishna team to win the Super Bowl
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