Florida Man Kenneth Clark Carlyle
decided to strip down to his birthday suit and drop a deuce on his neighbor's glass front porch table.
For unknown reasons, the Florida Man, 64, walked “fully naked” up the driveway of his next-door neighbor and proceeded to defecate atop a glass table on the victim’s porch, according to police.
Carlyle, cops say, was captured relieving himself in broad daylight “on two separate angles of the victim’s home security video footage.”
When officers arrived at the Clearwater crime scene, Carlyle was spoken to “through the door of his RV camper and he was still visibly naked and highly uncooperative.”
Ain't his first go round with the law either, having been previously busted for DUI and reckless discharge of firearms.
