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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #60 on: April 10, 2023, 07:59:51 PM »
"Put the chicken head back on the ninja and finish your test!"

Wait, no, I actually said that to a student once. 
OMG - MY LIFE IS A BAD MOVIE!
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #61 on: April 11, 2023, 07:15:28 AM »
 hot "Welcome to Hell, Osama."  hot
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #62 on: April 12, 2023, 08:19:26 AM »
"But what will they call our 'modern art' in a hundred years?"
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #63 on: April 13, 2023, 07:37:27 AM »
"If the saw's not getting through the bone, hurry and try the hatchet."
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #64 on: April 13, 2023, 06:34:14 PM »
"No time for questions!  Move the moray eels to one side and get in the car!"
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Trevor
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« Reply #65 on: April 13, 2023, 06:55:59 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on April 10, 2023, 07:59:51 PM
"Put the chicken head back on the ninja and finish your test!"

Wait, no, I actually said that to a student once. 
OMG - MY LIFE IS A BAD MOVIE!

I know the person who directed American Ninja 3 and 4 very well so I understand the pain 😳😉😉🐢
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #66 on: April 14, 2023, 08:57:28 AM »
"It's glutton's Heaven, the Garden of Eatin'."
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #67 on: April 15, 2023, 02:39:53 PM »
"You're kinda short, Jesus."
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #68 on: April 16, 2023, 08:34:58 AM »
"I think Lovecraft was having strokes when he spoke the elder god names."
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Dr. Whom
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Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?
« Reply #69 on: April 17, 2023, 01:23:21 PM »
If we smell it, we can kill it
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #70 on: April 18, 2023, 12:49:34 PM »
"Don't, don't," he mumbled.
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bob
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Torgo watches you masterbate!
« Reply #71 on: April 18, 2023, 08:44:08 PM »
"Blowing farts out my ass
like breeze blows through the grass.
I love the feel of when I fart
it makes me smile and warms my heart!"
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Trevor
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« Reply #72 on: April 19, 2023, 04:11:25 AM »
Trevor Take Your Nasty Ass Home
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« Reply #73 on: April 19, 2023, 07:00:55 AM »
"Boy, you got thirty second to get yer ass off my property for I start throwin' ninja stars!"

"You have to believe me officer!  I didn't do this!  It was the ghost of Elvis and it had a chainsaw!"
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #74 on: April 23, 2023, 11:25:24 AM »
"Sunday sunrises seem sane, Shimon, so see some sometime."
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