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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« on: February 06, 2023, 09:39:21 AM » |
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Buy new apricot kernel exfoliating cream.
Remind friend to clean his C-Pap machine hose.
Tell (soon) story of gynecologist's weird story about Amsterdam.
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Trevor
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2023, 10:48:06 AM » |
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Me:
Call my medical aid to crap on them for not paying for Mom's chronic meds.
Take my car in to have the entertainment unit checked.
Book my driver's license card renewal.
Try not to freak out in Pretoria central.
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
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Occidentali's Karma
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2023, 03:42:11 PM » |
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Somehow strained my back in the shower. Need to take painkillers and lay down a bit.
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Is it October yet?
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Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2023, 05:22:32 PM » |
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Buy new apricot kernel exfoliating cream.
Remind friend to clean his C-Pap machine hose.
Tell (soon) story of gynecologist's weird story about Amsterdam.
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If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
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Bela
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2023, 06:11:47 PM » |
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Nothing. Eat dinner. Feed the dog. That's it.
Retirement is boring.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934) Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you? Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends." Slobber, Drool, Drip! https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant |
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2023, 10:02:13 PM » |
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Buy new apricot kernel exfoliating cream.
Remind friend to clean his C-Pap machine hose.
Tell (soon) story of gynecologist's weird story about Amsterdam.
Add: Hug Bojack's brother for no reason. That is an excellent idea, John.  His name is Skipper, by the way. Skip. |
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Allhallowsday
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2023, 11:55:34 PM » |
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Buy new apricot kernel exfoliating cream.
Remind friend to clean his C-Pap machine hose.
Tell (soon) story of gynecologist's weird story about Amsterdam.
Add: Hug Bojack's brother for no reason. That is an excellent idea, John. His name is Skipper, by the way. Skip. Skipper. I'll remember. Have a good night. |
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2023, 04:08:14 PM » |
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Go to job
Go to Kroger's.
Hug Skipper
Pay Krav Maga instructor
Read the rest of The Road to Little Dribbling
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Allhallowsday
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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2023, 07:57:03 PM » |
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Hug Skipper As long as you are inclined, do this every day. ... Krav Maga... Anybody who messes with you just shouldn't. |
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ER
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2023, 07:54:23 PM » |
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Work
Bunch of boring tasks
Hug Skipper
Go outside and get yard ready for tonight's impending windstorm.
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ER
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2023, 09:03:45 AM » |
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Find way to get my son excited about his math assignment.
Burden my mom with the news I wish I'd been born Jewish instead.
Hug Skip.
Wait for the fifty-five mile an hour winds forecast.
Bid g'bye to whatever trees the wind topples.
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Bela
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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2023, 09:05:43 AM » |
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Burden my mom with the news I wish I'd been born Jewish instead.
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ER
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2023, 09:30:48 AM » |
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Burden my mom with the news I wish I'd been born Jewish instead.
So what she say? "No you don't. Why do you say things like that? Is this because you been reading that Jewish woman's book and you think she's funny? You used to wish you'd been a pioneer too when you read Little House on the Prairie." Moms make tough critics. |
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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2023, 10:17:06 AM » |
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Find way to get my son excited about his math assignment.
Burden my mom with the news I wish I'd been born Jewish instead.
Hug Skip.
Wait for the fifty-five mile an hour winds forecast.
Bid g'bye to whatever trees the wind topples.
Do all of Alex's housework for him.
Hey, it is worth a try. If it works folks we can work on a schedule that gets ER doing all our household chores for us.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2023, 09:56:26 AM » |
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Tell my friend I dreamed she won the lottery.
Run a mile on treadmill.
Beg alms from corporate donor.
Hug Skipper.
Read at least fifty pages in Dan Jones book. (Read twenty-two so far.)
Make appointment for oil change on van.
Fast til sundown since it's Friday.
Get out of doing Alex's housework for him.
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