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« on: November 28, 2023, 01:09:22 PM »

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An ex-con with a lengthy rap sheet who is prohibited from carrying a handgun had a Smith & Wesson pistol stashed in his rectum when he was booked into jail early this morning, according to an Indiana police report.

Christopher Boyd, 32, was a passenger in a vehicle pulled over around 2 AM for an obstructed license plate. The driver and a second passenger were eventually released after being searched by Evansville cops.

Upon arriving at the county jail, Boyd “was now walking with a limp and appeared to be clenching his buttocks when he walked.” Boyd was then placed through a body scanner which detected a “large object” in his groin region. A strip search located two plastic bags containing marijuana “tucked next to Boyd’s scrotum.”

Police then sought to remove an unknown item from Boyd’s rectum. While Boyd continued to clench his buttocks, a cop “was able to see that the object Boyd had in his rectum was a handgun.” The weapon was subsequently removed from inside Boyd and secured in a patrol car.
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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2023, 01:31:06 PM »

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An ex-con with a lengthy rap sheet who is prohibited from carrying a handgun had a Smith & Wesson pistol stashed in his rectum when he was booked into jail early this morning, according to an Indiana police report.

Christopher Boyd, 32, was a passenger in a vehicle pulled over around 2 AM for an obstructed license plate. The driver and a second passenger were eventually released after being searched by Evansville cops.

Upon arriving at the county jail, Boyd “was now walking with a limp and appeared to be clenching his buttocks when he walked.” Boyd was then placed through a body scanner which detected a “large object” in his groin region. A strip search located two plastic bags containing marijuana “tucked next to Boyd’s scrotum.”

Police then sought to remove an unknown item from Boyd’s rectum. While Boyd continued to clench his buttocks, a cop “was able to see that the object Boyd had in his rectum was a handgun.” The weapon was subsequently removed from inside Boyd and secured in a patrol car.

I think he took the name Smith and Wesson 'Bodyguard' too literally  Buggedout
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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2023, 04:15:07 PM »

In this case, a fart could have been truly lethal. Damn shame they didn't use the Jaws of Life to extract it.
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