I found a list of supposedly the WORST Christmas songs. It's got Justin Bieber, New Kids on the Block,Lady Gaga, Max Headroom, Daleks, Joe Pesci, ... a pretty decent list really. I don't agree with all of them, but the list works well enough.
Here's what they include...
Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope by Sonic Youth
Santa and the Sidewalk Surfer by The Crossfires
Merry Christmas Santa Claus by Max Headroom
Mistress For Christmas by AC/DC
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer by William Shatner
Deck My Balls by Afroman
Xmas at K-Mart by Root Boy Slim And The Sex Change Band
Dancin' With Santa by The Trashmen
Funky, Funky, Xmas by New Kids on the Block
Don't Shoot Me Santa by The Killers
Snoopy's Christmas by Royal Guardsmen
Christmas With The Devil by Spinal Tap
The Little Drum Machine Boy by Beck
James Chance - Christmas With Satan by James Chance
Cherry Cherry Christmas by Neil Diamond
Back Door Santa by Bon Jovi
Mistletoe by Justin Bieber
If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas by Joe Pesci
Santa Claus, the Original Hippie by Homer & Jethro
I'm gonna spend my Christmas with a Dalek by The Go Go's
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reggae by Paul McCartney
Please Daddy Don't Get Drunk This Christmas by John Denver
Last Christmas by Crazy Frog
21st Century Christmas by Cliff Richard
Christmas Tree by Lady Gaga
That's Christmas to Me by Pentatonix
The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al Yankovic
Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas) by The Weather Girls
Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy
The Christmas Shoes by NewSong
And if anybody needs a playlist full of bad Christmas songs to torment others with, I made a youtube playlist of them for ya'!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLy0mevDF1UOSEtByMctnrGorUqlokzBfzAnything you feel is missing?
