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Trevor
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« on: December 16, 2023, 06:00:08 AM »
The Shining

Dick Hallorann: "That's 20 miles outta my way what you're rapping!"
Cop: "I'll rap your frigging head!"

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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2023, 08:53:50 AM »
"A spider," she told him. "A big one."

"Is it the same one as yesterday?"

"I don't know, I didn't ask it for ID."


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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2023, 11:33:22 AM »
Zombie no one, do you read a lot of Shaun Hutson? I went through a period of reading some of his stuff in my late teenage years. Still got the books.
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2023, 12:02:22 PM »
yeah in my teens I got through loads of his books. they all had really cool covers, and edgy one-word titles...then he seemed to go less horror and more 'crime', and I kind of lost interest tbh.

then I randomly  picked up his new short-story anthology from this year (where the above quote is from). it's quite fun
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2023, 12:52:22 PM »
I don't know if you are familiar with Guy N. Smith  but I found his work to be very similar to Hutson's.
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2023, 02:48:51 PM »
not read any but I know of the name, and of his book NIGHT OF THE CRABS

shame it wasn't also a movie, with a title like that...
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