Blend two movies

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A Karate Kid on Elm Street (1984)

A bullied teenager learns karate after he becomes the target of the spirit of a martial arts master with a bladed glove.

Fun Fact:

Oh wow. I wasn't even aware of this.

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Corncob of the Nerds (1984)

A young couple is trapped in a remote town inhabited by a group of nerds. They believe that everyone over age 18 must endure a mild ass paddling with a corncob.

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Weird Science Witness (1985)

While protecting an Amish boy - who is the sole witness to a brutal murder - a detective uses a computer program to create the perfect woman.

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Stand by the Goonies (1986)

A group of young misfits called The Goonies find a map that shows the location of the dead body of a missing boy.

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One Fly on Blue Velvet (1986)

The discovery of a human ear found in a field leads a young man on an investigation related to a brilliant but eccentric scientist, Seth Brundle.

[LilCerberus]

A Karate Kid on Elm Street (1984)

A bullied teenager learns karate after he becomes the target of the spirit of a martial arts master with a bladed glove.

I think they already covered that in Elm St 4

[zombie no.one]

^^ that's what I was thinking but couldn't remember which sequel it was

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A Karate Kid on Elm Street (1984)

A bullied teenager learns karate after he becomes the target of the spirit of a martial arts master with a bladed glove.

I think they already covered that in Elm St 4

I knew that, but I was thinking about the original Karate Kid with Ralph Macchio, as a mash-up with the first Elm Street movie. The karate guy in part 4 is just a side character.

[zombie no.one]

Pee-Wee's Big Armageddon

Pee Wee Herman has his prized asteroid stolen and jets around the solar system trying to locate it. hilarity ensues


The Italian Blob

mutant jelly goes after gold being transported through the streets of Turin. hilarity ensues

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Scent of a Candyman (1992)

The Candyman, a murderous soul with a hook for a hand, is accidentally summoned to reality by a blind, highly decorated Vietnam War veteran who has become a cantankerous alcoholic.

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A River Runs Through Wayne's World (1992)

Two slacker friends run a public-access cable show in Aurora, Illinois while devoted to fly fishing.

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Honey, I Blew Up Encino Man (1992)

The Szalinski family is back, this time hilarious disaster strikes when an experiment causes a frozen caveman found in their backyard to grow many stories tall.

[zombie no.one]

Kramer Vs. Dracula

the drawn-out divorce proceedings of an everyday couple who split up due to irreconcilable blood types

[Alex]

Die Fast & Furious & Hard.

A porno shoot at a car dealership is the target of a terrorist takeover. Can maverick cop John McLayen unravel the bad guys plot and shag, save the day?

Shame it is two movies and not 3 or I'd have added Gone In 60 Seconds to the mix.

[zombie no.one]

Stop! Or My Mom Will Make An American Quilt

 mother-and-son cop team decide to tie the knot when she discovers she is pregnant.

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Logan's Marathon (1976)

A police officer in the future uncovers the deadly secret of a cryogenically frozen Nazi war criminal who is trying to retrieve smuggled diamonds.

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Close Encounters at the Hills That Have Eyes (1977)

Roy Neary, an Indiana electric lineman, finds his quiet and ordinary daily life turned upside down after his truck breaks down in a closed for public mountain area where government specialists are trying to communicate with UFOs while being attacked by cannibalistic savages.

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The Spy Who Loved Annie Hall (1977)

James Bond, a secret agent, reflects on his relationship with ex-lover Annie Hall, an aspiring nightclub singer, which ended abruptly because of his mission to find a vanished missle.

[Trevor]

District The Menu 9

Aliens come to Earth and set up a restaurant where humans are the speciality of the house 😋

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Paper Moon Exorcist (1973)

During the Great Depression, a con man finds himself saddled with a young girl who may or may not be possessed by a mysterious entity.

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Enter the Wicker Man (1973)

A puritan police sergeant travels to an island fortress to spy on a pagan clan, under the guise of attending a fighting tournament.

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The Amityville Warriors (1979)

A street gang known as The Warriors must fight their way from the Bronx to their home turf on Long Island when they are accused of murdering the DeFeo family in Amityville.

[Cult_Moody_Movies]

Raising Cain Arizona

An unstable child psychologist obsesses over a having a child of his own, he helps himself to another family's quintuplets but the cast zany cast of characters in a head have other ideas.