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zombie no.one
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Oookaay...
« on: February 11, 2024, 08:53:55 PM »
well it's taken me over 20 years to become half a kraken...  I registered in 03 or 04. but like a lot of users my reg date says 'November 30th 2005' cause I think the whole board was reset then.
 
my initial username was 'depressed crack addict'...pretty catchy hey? I upgraded to zombie, and life is so much better

what have I learned from the fine folk of this board? well I've learned that GYMKATA and HARD TICKET TO HAWAII exist, I can't reasonably ask for more than that


at this rate I will achieve full Kraken-hood some time around 2045, what a day that will be...

cheers all  Cheers
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Trevor
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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2024, 09:03:30 PM »
Congratulations 😊😊🐉🐲🐢
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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A Great Heart to stand me by.
Paquita
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« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2024, 09:06:06 PM »
Congrats!  You're way ahead of me! I think I'm going to celebrate 2,000 like it's 10,000...IF I actually make it to 2,000.

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RCMerchant
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2024, 09:51:36 PM »
How old will you be in 2045? I'll be dead!
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2024, 10:32:49 PM »
I actually remember that original name!

Congratulations, I vote we give you half the code to the Krakens-only snack machine.
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
Alex
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2024, 04:15:09 AM »
Well done and keep on chipping away, you'll get there eventually.  Thumbup
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
zombie no.one
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Oookaay...
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2024, 05:23:29 AM »
aw, thank yous.

Quote from: Paquita on February 11, 2024, 09:06:06 PM
Congrats!  You're way ahead of me! I think I'm going to celebrate 2,000 like it's 10,000...IF I actually make it to 2,000.

playing the long game, crafty tactics :)


Quote from: RCMerchant on February 11, 2024, 09:51:36 PM
How old will you be in 2045? I'll be dead!

that's one thing I like about this place... the optimism! I'll be about ready to retire. the thought of 20 yrs more work until then fills me with joy.

Quote from: ER on February 11, 2024, 10:32:49 PM
Congratulations, I vote we give you half the code to the Krakens-only snack machine.

waah....  BounceGiggle
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RCMerchant
Bela
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2024, 12:16:19 PM »
^ Seriously. In 2045-I have angina. No way I'll end up in my 80's.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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LilCerberus
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2024, 12:59:37 PM »
Someday, we'll all be krak'd!!! BounceGiggle
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zombie no.one
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Oookaay...
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2024, 01:53:41 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 12, 2024, 12:16:19 PM
^ Seriously. In 2045-I have angina. No way I'll end up in my 80's.

we'll both still be around, still posting here, playing games like "100 portugese movies with a meerkat in them beginning with Z" Thumbup

Quote from: LilCerberus on February 12, 2024, 12:59:37 PM
Someday, we'll all be krak'd!!! BounceGiggle

https://youtu.be/0A27PFDiLl8?si=J6H-u7Di122sXo2A

was listening to this just the other day..
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chainsaw midget
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« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2024, 07:46:56 AM »
Part Man.  Part Kraken.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2024, 09:12:33 AM »
Quote from: chainsaw midget on February 13, 2024, 07:46:56 AM
Part Man.  Part Kraken.


Subliminal imaging there....
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zombie no.one
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Oookaay...
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2024, 04:34:45 PM »
Quote from: chainsaw midget on February 13, 2024, 07:46:56 AM
Part Man.  Part Kraken.



this is indeed how I roll...

trying to get my door keys out of my back pocket is a bit of a nightmare though
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WingedSerpent
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I AM THE BAD PHOTOSHOP EFFECT!
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2024, 09:16:00 PM »
What am I right now. About 1/4 Kraken?
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At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...
ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2024, 09:29:15 PM »
Quote from: WingedSerpent on February 13, 2024, 09:16:00 PM
What am I right now. About 1/4 Kraken?

Then the first number to the Kraken snack machine code is a 4....  Thumbup
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