more hillarious move dialogue

[kriss emmett]

The things people say in movie and dont pick up that its funny is incredible.

this a new example that i noticed while watching dawn of the dead last night.

while stopping at an abandond petrol station for fuel for the helicopter peter gives these magical words of wisdom that may come in handy later in life to the woman filling up the chopper.
(sorry i can never remember the name even thogh ive seen it a hundred times)

Woman:Peter how do i do it
Peter:Yeah thats right just hold it there until it spits out atchya.

Fantastic

anyone else got more words of comic wisdom from movies.

[kriss emmett]

you guys arnt holding out on me are ya cummon reply bwoys.

[Lee]

I've allways found the dialogue in Tombstone to have some funny bits. Espcecially during that card game.
"Ya jackass." "You sonofab***h." OK it works better when you hear it but it comes out hilarious.