What the top 10 worst movies of all time

[Brock]

Unbreakable was terribly slow with no real payoff.

History of the World Part One was just flat out terrible.  I did not laugh once.  I've enjoyed Mel Brooks movies before, but that one just wasn't even remotely funny.

[Chadzilla]

Brock wrote:
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> Unbreakable was terribly slow with no real payoff.
>

Rumor has it that it was the first segment of a trilogy (each movie a one act play that, when viewed together would create a three act play).  So that could explain the lack of quick pace and 'pay-off'.

I haven't seen it, but will.

Chadzilla, who is getting really hyped about Signs.

[Brock]

It was originally going to be a trilogy, potentially, but I think M.Night has gone on record saying that that probably won't happen now.  I don't think Unbreakable got the response he was expecting...if it had done better in theaters, maybe, but I don't think there's enough interest to justify a sequel. And I'm not just saying that because I didn't care for it.

But yes, Signs does look cool.

[A.C. Snob]

Maniac (1930s)
Murder by Television
Myra Breckinridge
Gummo
Freddie Got Fingered
Bolero
Beast of Yucca Flats
Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves are Here!
Bubbles Galore
Gore Gore Girls

[Flangepart]

Chadzilla, love the Jaws quote at the bottom of your post. Is that an auto matic inclusion from your computer, or is it from Andrews system?

[BlackAngel]

Now I would understand Speed 2 being a dud, but Speed1 ?  What were you thinking?  Did that whole bus jumping the highway gap thing?  Ok, a 10+ton bus doing a 50ft. jump is over the top, but don't just knock the whole thing.

[Chadzilla]

Andrew's system, frankly I barely know how to work a computer.  Turn it on, point and click, beyond that.........................

[chris]

No, two seperate girlfriends on both movies, and can ya believe it, they both dumped me (it should be mentioned that I wasn't seeing them at the same time, as much as I tried)!  After having to watch movies like Without Honors I'm the one who gets dumped!  I shoulda been given a freakin' medal.  On the bright side though, now that I'm single and lonely I can watch whatever damn movie I please.

[John]

>No, two seperate girlfriends on both movies, and can ya believe it, they both
>dumped me (it should be mentioned that I wasn't seeing them at the same time,
>as much as I tried)! After having to watch movies like Without Honors I'm the one
>who gets dumped! I shoulda been given a freakin' medal. On the bright side

 Maybe they dumped you because they thought you actually liked chick-flicks.

[chris]

No, I'm pretty sure they didn't think I liked the movies.  I'd complain and complain and complain.  Such as, "I hate this stupid film", "God this is gay", "This is so gay", "The fact that you took me to this makes you less attractive to me", "Yeah right!  Like there's such a thing as true love!", "At least the lead chick is hot.  I'd do her","Then again, I'd do just about anyone but you after taking me to this stupid gay film", "I love you, no wait, I mean I loathe you".  So I'm fairly positive they didn't think I enjoyed those movies.  I guess why they dumped me will remain a mystery.

[Drezzy]

...chris, be my  hero...

[John]

>I guess why they dumped me will remain a mystery.

 I'm stumped...

[Haze]

Okay I'll mention it, Carnosaur is not that bad in my book. I like it because I can't stand Jurassic Park and the Carnosaur trilogy is one of my favorites. As a matter of fact the whole thing is sitting on my movie shelf and they are always fun to pop in while I'm bored.

Carnosaur is the worst of the trilogy but It's still better than a couple hundred other movies I actually like. You can have your opinion, but no this: There are so much worse.

[Cullen]

I didn't mention Carnosaur on my list because that while I hated the movie, I can see someone else liking it.  Thus I couldn't reasonably consider it one of the worse movies of all time.

The same goes for a lot of the mainstream movies on some of the list here.  I can see someone out there liking them (and, on one or two occasions, I've seen movies on other people's lists that I liked myself).

[Haze]

Okay the top 10, well this changes every ten seconds but here is what I can think of:
(not in any particular order though)

1. Satan's Cheerleaders (1988?)- I actually own this movie...
2. See No Evil (197?)- I own this one too...
3. Hell Highway (2002)- Anything by Brain Damage is caustic to me, but this one is just plain  ludicrus
4. Teenage Caveman (2000)- porn, talk, porn, cool ending but to little to late to be enjoyable.
5.Batman in Robin was pretty bad...
6. Ghoulies 4 was pretty rancid, but I can enjoy this one once in a while.
7. The rest of the Ghoulie series which I can enjoy frequently.
8.Raptor- Jim Wynorski has appeared twice on my list now but I can still say this one works as a good highlight reel to the Carnosaur Trilogy.
9.Head of the family is crap too but it's got a bit of that guilty pleasure in it.

and 10...

10.Merlin's shop of wonders or some such has a vague adaptation to Stephen King's the Monkey and that is plenty dumb but also some fun too.

by the way, I like Super Mario Brothers... Oh Well.