Porn

[frannie]

i love it when the silicone settles in a way so that the nipples point up.

(did the sarcasm come out ok there?)

[Lee]

Here's a quote I say ever now and then:
"It's not the size that matters, it's all in how you use your equipment."

Take from that what you want. :)

[Luke Bannon]

I dunno, some people have an idea fake blondes with fake hooters are sexy. I sure am not one of them!

THIS I COMMAND!

[Rombles]

The sex in porn may be real, and the violence in movies may be fake, but I'd actually like to take part in (more) sex; violence I only want to take part in if it leads to sex.

[BlackAngel]

Gives a whole new meaning to the word "screw" lol.

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From ever1 in NYC, c-ya

[BlackAngel]

I don't personally mind fake titties, however, I do have a general rule:  You can't have too much of a good thing.  Some of these blue movies has ladies with unbelieveable chest sizes (55HH or 78ZZZ).  Now that is unnatural.  And the same thing applies for guys with 12"+ dicks.  While something like that can happen, it be more believeable if it was prosthetics.  And also 300 lbs.+  having sex on film.  Now the people who made these films are truly sick.

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From every1 in NYC, c-ya

[John]

 Umm, YES!

>What I hate are boob jobs

 Count me in too. I prefer real ones no matter what the size.

>And the same thing applies for guys with 12"+ dicks.

 I have a movie a friend copied for me that has a scene with a guy with a 18"+ one! Almost certainly fake, especially since he holds the base of it at all times and it never moves on its own.

[Nathan Shumate]

John wrote:
>  I have a movie a friend copied for me that has a scene with
> a guy with a 18"+ one! Almost certainly fake, especially
> since he holds the base of it at all times and it never moves
> on its own.

"Never moves on its own" -- unlike, say, Soul Vengeance?

Nathan

[John]

>"Never moves on its own" -- unlike, say, Soul Vengeance?

 Sorry, I don't get the reference.

[josh patrick]

what have you ever seen someone who could move it on its own

[Akira Tubo]

"what have you ever seen someone who could move it on its own"

I can.

[josh patrick]

do you think you could if it was 18 inches

[Akira Tubo]

Hmm.  That's one to think about.

[Squishy]

Once, I proposed a plot to someone who actually makes grade-Z horror-porn: "Rabid" meets "Little Shop Of Horrors." A guy gets a very special organ transplant after a painful accident, using an experimental procedure; he's very happy with it...until it starts talking to him. And taking over his life and body. And making him do strange and terrible things...

I called it "Dickhead;" an alternate title was "Knobgoblin."

[Nathan Shumate]

Shame on you.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/soulvengeance/index.html


Nathan