Redoing B movies

You know, I had a idea. if I could remake any film, I would like to do "The Screaming Dead". Think of it, Dracula, Wolfman, the Frankenstein Monster, strippers, nuns, stripper nuns, zombies and wrestling! This could be the next "Wild Zero"!
If I could remake any 2 films, I would redo "The Screaming Dead" and "Freddy Got Fingered". Expect that in my version, it's 4 and half hours long, no plot, and it's just continuous shots of Tom Green being beaten by everyone who disliked the first film.
If i could remake any 3 films, I would redo "The Screaming Dead", "Freddy Got Fingered", and "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4". Except in my version, it would be a cross over with "Sleepaway Camp". Screw Freddy VS Jason, think Leatherface VS Angela. A crazed camp counsler who kills kids that she thinks are 'bad' and a crazy guy in skins with a chainsaw and his inbred family. Who would win? And what would be left of the winner?
What do you think sirs?


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Steven Millan

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Re: Redoing B movies

« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2002, 03:37:51 AM »

Remake both "Freddy Got Fingered" and "Texas Chainsaw
Massacre 4"?!
Especially "Freddy Got Fingered"?!
Hope they got that straight jacket nice and empty,and that rubber room all clean and ready....
Even Josh Patrick is more sane than you are,dude!!!


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Chadzilla

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Re: Redoing B movies

« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2002, 12:39:23 PM »

Frankly I wouldn't mind taking a swing at doing a version of The Car, or Kingdom of the Spiders for that matter.

Blood Beach might be good, because no matter how bad my version is, it couldn't be worse than the first one!


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Re: Redoing B movies

« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2002, 03:15:33 PM »

> Even Josh Patrick is more sane than you are,dude!!!
Thanks! and if you liked those ideas, how about this:
Freddy Got Fingered Again!
This time out, it's 9 hours long and it's just Drew Barrymore nude. No script, no action, just Miss Barrymore bare assed. Oh, and she's dancing on Tom Green's severed head. And she's kissing Lucy Liu. And Jackie Chan swings by and beats up the cast of Jackass.
Also, on a totally different idea, how about a remake of "The Video Dead", only this time, the hero of the film is the Garbage Man. think of it, a guy who's trapped in bad movies, fighting through waves of zombies, killer clams, and Dolph Lundgrens(sp?) trying to get back into the real world (or at least into an A movie)
what do you think sirs?
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