Flangepart
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« on: October 10, 2002, 12:45:20 PM » |
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Derek Flint returns. ....Stars? : James Coburn, Lee J. Cobb, Jean Hale, Andrew Duggan. ....Plot?: Master spy has fun with feminist plot to take over world. 60's style. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- STUFF TO WATCH FOR!! ::: ------------------------------------------- ....Opening credits. There be Nipples here! ....The isle of Lesbians without sensable shoes? ....Launch Phalic symbole. ....Proof its a sixtys movie. Only three Secret Service agents , and on a public golf corse. ....Sikorsky S-55. ....Mr. Cramden is a cat person, evidently. ....A pad upolstered with beautiful chicks. Every mans wet dream.Except Nathan Lane.... ....Cramden's all Lit up, with no place to go. .... Is that Bill Lear? ....Airline product placement. ....B-47 bombers do NOT have jump hatches! ....If the bug in hidden inside a pencil...why does it need a flashing light? ....The lean, mean, green, bad guy machine.... ....Yea! Railing kills! ....Z.O.W.I.E. need a better class of thug. ....Head thug assumes his guy made an "Ash" of Flint? With out debriefing his troops? How did this schlub make General? ....Are male/Female heart rates realy differant? ....The KGB needs marksmanship training. ....Eyebrows from hell! ...."Comrad Strewardess, i'd like a chicken sandwich with a live chicken" ....The Virgin islands? Not if Flint gets there! ....Bea Arther IS Lee J. Cobb. ....So, thats where Disney got the idea for cryogenics. ....Only Men on the isle are some Black Muscians? Hidden Meaning? ....Male...female...i'm the one with the top billing. ...."An actor as president?" Nah....never happen. ....Gymkata! ....Sonic Screwdrivers? Be a good name for a drink... ....See. It works on us guys, so they use it. Sex is power, what can i say? ....Remember men, "This is my wepon, this is my gun..." ....Countdown is Bo-gus! Time it yourself. ....Gen. Carter grips that filght stick a little tooooo loveingly. ....No air tanks? Oh, come on!.... ....Sex...In...Spaaaaace! Ewww... imagin the clean up in zero gravity.... And, finaly(Yea)....So, it was Bill Lear. Cool. -------------------------------------------------------------- Flangepart says, Check it out...but don't expect as good a ride as the first one. ....More proof that sequals are not dependable. Goldsmiths music is good, but theres something not quite up to snuff this time out. ....Good sound/image on the dvd. and not a bad tale, if you not a perfectionist. ....Back to you, Andrew!
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