BRING ME THE HEAD OF OSAMA BIN LADEN

[Chadzilla]

No, this is NOT a political rant or statement of any kind.  Just me showing the rampant silliness birthed by a rant turned tag team creation of the bastard son of a gazillion b-movies - Bring Me the Head of Osama Bin Laden!

When OBL (alternately played by Tom Green and Carrot Top) attacks the US o' A, the President of the United States/Ultraman (played by Rutger Hauer) sends out his M.A.C.H.O. N.A.C.H.O. to empty out a can o' wup ass on him and his neo-nazi clone army.  Filled with gazillions of cliches and b-movie icons, it is the greatest movie never made.

Here is the in development poster, for you all to enjoy...

http://www.angelfire.com/comics/combustohen/BMTHOOBL.jpg

there is an enlargement icon in the lower right hand side of the poster.

[Goon]

       This could be a good chance to market the new Osama Bin Laden chia pet.
----ooo-'U'-ooo-----Kilroy was here.

[Squishy]

I propose a sequel: "They Saved Bin Laden's Brain." In the gut-wrenching finale, it appears that our villain's jarred head has escaped again--when Jim Carrey's character from "Dumb and Dumber," suffering the effects of "Turbo-Lax," comes upon him in a darkened closet. Much pooping and gurgling ensues.

[Drezzy]

**marks for UltraMan**

I wish I could find some copies of the old UltraMan show in the States...I taped the "Bitter Harvest" episode, where it's UltraMan vs. The Giant Locust...

I SOOOO wish I taped the "UltraMan: Dead?" three-part miniseries...