Horror High School

[Offthewall]

My school has been cursed this year, this is no lie. In the last month:

1)The Homecoming Queen's ear as cut off by a heating vent falling out of the ceiling during a Volleyball practice.

2) 4 Kids were involved in a car accident leaving the school for Vo-tech. 1 girl being buried under teh car for an hour (no deaths)

3) A dead body of a 40 year old guy was found under the bleachers this Thursday. He was 9 hours dead (so the doctors said), they believe he had a fatal aesma attack because his inhaler was in his hand, there was a game Friday night and they found a set of keys believed to be his. He was found by the Wrestling Team was they had to run up and down the bleachers for training

What could happen next? Who knows?

Btw, i didn't make any of this up.

[Ash]

Hell!  
Why don't you start the screenplay!

Get a move on boy!

We're all ears, er, eyes.

LOL!!

[str0ntiumd0g]

Hope you are the school geek or else the strange new kid because it may be the only way you survive!

[Offthewall]

lol, it was great, we had the senior variety show teaser today. And the one skit they did was called "late excuses" and like it was little inside jokes but the one kid walked in with a patch on his ear and it went like this...
Teacher: Excuse me why are you late?
Kid: I was in teh gym, and I was playing volleyball...and this thing just fell down and cut my ear it was horrible
Teacher: Yeah right, whatever u say

It was more of that, when u heard him say it u laughed cause it's an all in delievery type joke, i'm just amazed they allowed it

[Evan3]

I dont know. O-Town was at my senior prom. Talk about scary/ They sang there for 45 minutes.

[Deena]

Author: Evan3 (---.bluestone.campusnet.jmu.edu)
Date:   11-21-02 02:51

I dont know. O-Town was at my senior prom. Talk about scary/ They sang there for 45 minutes.

Jeez I'm happy I went to a poor white trash school if it meant no O-Town.

Deena

[Chadzilla]

Okay, the dead body is that of the janitor (who still burns from getting laughed at by Mary Lou Manahon back in the day for asking her out to the prom).  One morning, while watching the oh-so sexy cheerleaders practice there booty and boobie shaking routines from his hideout in the bleachers, the J-man vapor locks from over excitement and dies, hearing the laughter of the cheerleader team as he does his final fade.  "Mary Lou" he mouths...

Then...after his body is discovered...horrible accidents begin to happen to the CHEERLEADER SQUAD!!!

PROM NIGHT V

SOMEBODY GET ME A BUDGET!!!

[Nemo2342]

Chadzilla wrote:
> Then...after his body is discovered...horrible accidents
> begin to happen to the CHEERLEADER SQUAD!!!
>
> PROM NIGHT V
>
> SOMEBODY GET ME A BUDGET!!!
>
>

This is a B Movie forum, what do you need a budget for? ;)

[FreEstyLe]

1.Last year,4 kids were arrested for hiring a hit man o kill 2 other kids that belonged to my school.
2.Same year,girlfriend and boyfriend from school were abducted from the beach one night,girl was raped repeatedly and stabbed then shot in head,boyfriend stabbed,throat half slit,left for dead,survived.
3.same year,kids were arrested for desecrated a cemetery.
4.this year,boy gets killed in car accident.
4.last week,boy from school was driving his Navigator,made a sharp turn,car flipped over and fell on top of two boys from school riding thier bikes to school,one died,the other survived.

i also think this school is cursed

[Offthewall]

just make sure your a virgin, Randy taught me that. It's a sad pathetic life but it's the only way to be safe