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BryceDavid
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« on: January 25, 2003, 01:31:58 PM »

"Now, don't you worry. The saucers are up there. The graveyard is out there. But I'll be locked up safely in there." Plan 9 from Outer Space.

"You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid." Plan 9 from Outer Space.

"I may be a b***h, but I'll never be butch!" A Smell of Honey.
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2003, 01:48:48 PM »

"Home. I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal. The jungle is my home. For 20 years I have lived in this jungle hell. I was classed as a madman, a charlatan. Outlawed in the world of science, which had previously hailed me as a genius. Now here in this jungle hell, I have proved that I was right."
Dr. Varnov -(Bela) Bride of the Monster
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2003, 02:22:59 PM »

"Bert.....Frank......We have a little problem down here at the office"
1985 Return of the living dead
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2003, 05:46:07 PM »

"If the cash is there, we do not care" - Deep Rising
"Next time someone hands you an exploding ham, I'm passing the mustard" - Jack Deth, Trancers 2

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Jthe7th
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2003, 11:37:50 PM »

"We're all responsible for the actions of our mothers."  

Not sure if it is the exact quote, but it's from "Attack of the Flesh Eating Mothers."
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Perk
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2003, 02:28:12 AM »

"Gimme some sugar baby."
"Good, bad, I'm the buy with the gun."
"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and s**t. And Jack just left town."
Army Of Darkness

"I ain't that good"
Army of Darkness Bootleg Edition

"Now bow down and kiss my converse."
"Now, when I say 'who is da mastah,' you gotsta say 'Sho'nuff!' "
The Last Dragon

"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f**k how crazy they are. "
From Dusk Till Dawn

 "I am the law! "
Judge Dredd

"'You speak Yiddish?'
'  No, but I can read the subtitles"
Fatal Instinct
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2003, 02:49:19 AM »

Some I've always liked are:

"Why don't you stick a broom up my ass? I could sweep the carpet on the way out!" - Sean Connery in METEOR

"We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends: future events such as these, will affect YOU in the future!" (NO SH*T!) - Criswell in PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

"You want to wear your sister's dress? WHAT for?"
"I want to wear it to the costume party tomorrow night..."
"There are NAMES for boys who go around wearing girl's dresses!"
-dialogue exchange in GLEN OR GLENDA

"Oh my GOD....he's been CASTRATED!!!" - Mink Stole in PINK FLAMINGOS

"...your mother sucks c**ks in hell, Karras, you faithless SWINE!!" - Regan in THE EXORCIST

"...ohhh, you ARE sick!!" - Jack Nance, to "The Baby" in ERASERHEAD

"I wouldn't suck your LOUSY dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your BALLS!" - Mink Stole in FEMALE TROUBLE

"I HATE YOU! F**K YOU AWFUL PEOPLE! YOU'RE NOT MY PARENTS! I HATE YOU, AND I HATE CHRISTMAS!!!" - Divine in FEMALE TROUBLE

"Someone has sent me a BOWEL MOVEMENT!!" - Divine in PINK FLAMINGOS

"...Meester Potty!" - Carmen Miranda constantly mispronouncing Edward Everett Horton's character's name (Mr. Potter) in THE GANG'S ALL HERE

"How'd you like to get f**ked with a meat cleaver?" - Michael Biehn in THE FAN (1980)

:-) Sure there's many more I could think of!
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2003, 03:18:14 AM »

"I got good news and bad news girls; The good news is that your dates are here."

"What's the bad news?"

"They're dead."

- Night of the Creeps
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2003, 05:42:51 AM »

One of my favorite lines is from "Army Of Darkness"

It's near the end in the final battle scene when Evil Ash lays siege to the castle.

Sheila is possesed and says, "You found me beautiful once."

Ash says, "Lady, you got real ugly!"


LOL!!!!

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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2003, 01:10:52 PM »

"I kick arse for the lord!"
Father McGruder in Dead Alive (although just about every line in this movie is hilarious)
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2003, 02:27:53 PM »

"When Hell is full the elves will walk the earth."

hehehe!!!!

from "Elves" !!

love colleen
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2003, 02:37:31 PM »

"I am a m0nster....a L0VE m0nster!"

Richard griec0- "T0mcat Danger0us desires"
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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2003, 05:03:51 PM »

"well isn't that just mean and nasty!" -the Street Fighter
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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2003, 11:20:27 AM »

"Well, one thing for sure. Inspector Clay is dead...mudrered,,,and somebody's responsable!".  Plan 9 from...ah, we all know where from!

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Conrad
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« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2003, 12:11:24 PM »

In "Horror Express", Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee are one of several pairs searching for the body-hopping monster.  Just before they set off, they are warned that anyone,even them, might be the monster -

"But my dear chap!" exclaimed Peter Cushing.  "We're BRITISH!"

Ah - brings a smile to my face every time.
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