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« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2003, 12:51:20 PM »

One of my favorite exchanges from Nailgun Massacre:

"Lets play doctor!  Its time for the organ transplant... you can be the donor and I'll be the recipient"

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« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2003, 03:11:29 PM »

Aah, who could forget this immortal exchange from Six String Samurai?

"If I were you, I'd run!"
If you were me...you'd be good looking!"
"Well...that's not nice!  Kill him!"

Heh...I think at the moment, that's my favorite flick.

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BryceDavid
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« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2003, 03:22:32 PM »

This reminds of AT THE EARTH'S CORE, when Peter Cushing faces the pterodactyls, who have the ability to hypnotise people.

"You cannot mesmerise me! I'm British!"
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« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2003, 03:35:18 PM »

While we are talking about the British

Lucy: "Oh Jonathan, let me kiss you. "
Jonathan "But Lucy, I'm British."
Lucy: "So are these. " indicating her breasts

Dracula Dead And Loving it

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« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2003, 04:23:23 PM »

"I'll beat you 'til you smell like onions." - From HOODLUM

"Dolemite's my name . . . f#&king up motherf#&kers is my game." - From DOLEMITE
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« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2003, 05:14:10 PM »

Most of my favorite lines are not in bad movies. Ghostbusters has so many of them I don't even know where to start.

There was a tag line for a movie that I forget the name of staring Sean Connery it when soemthing like this "In a moment, World War 3, but first a word from our sponsors"

My favorite line from Bladerunner is: "That was irrational. Not to mention unsportsmanlike"
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« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2003, 08:18:21 PM »

" My life is t0 c0mpani0n with calabash till drunk!" - Sha0lin Drunkard
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« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2003, 11:45:16 PM »

"What's that smell?"
"Dookie."
"Dookie?"
No Holds Barred

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« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2003, 01:07:25 AM »

"Oh I got more than a newspaper, and you get to find out what it is!"

"And next year, same time, same place, if you’ll be our guests again, you’ll see the product of the next phase of evolution. Twenty-five years from now, if you’ll come next fall, what you’ll see will be the only thing that stands between humanity and itself."
Both From R.O.T.O.R.
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« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2003, 02:02:14 AM »

"F*ck me gently with a chainsaw!"
- Heathers

>My life is t0 c0mpani0n

Hey, lester1/2jr, what exactly is wrong with your 'o'? Is it physically broken or does it just not register when you press it? If it's the second one it probably just needs cleaning. Flip the keyboard over, take out all the little screws, take off the back, take off the plastic flex circuit and clean the contacts for the 'o' key with a Q-tip dipped in alcohol. Do both the ones on the circuit and the one on the bottom of the key. Put it back together and the 'o' key should be fine. Various keys on mine stop working occasionally, and this has always revived them.
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« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2003, 04:30:13 AM »

Hey, lester1/2jr, what exactly is wrong with your 'o'?

I'm sorta curious myself because back when he said his 'o' was broken, he had a few 'o's in the post

For what it's worth, you can type an 'o' on a broken keyboard by using the Alt key plus the decimal code for the character you want on the 10-key pad (with numlock on).  'o' happens to be 111 so you can type enter an 'o' with Alt+111.  You must hold the Alt key down while typing the numbers

A is 65, B is 66..etc...

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Brother Ragnarok
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« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2003, 04:41:44 AM »

Firstly, that decimal code bit amuses me to no end.  As for movie quotes:

"If I was a religious man, and not the thinking person that I am, I wouldn't say this thing thinks it's Satan, I'd Say it IS Satan."
"Well, Satan is in deep s**t."
Dick and Harley from Split Second

"Rock and roll!"
Guitar Wolf from Wild Zero

"I can't take another stupid kung fu scene, I'm out of here."
Girl from Bloodsuckers from Outer Space as she walks off set and away from a rather silly fight scene
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« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2003, 12:58:19 PM »

Dick and Harley from Split Second

Was that the one with Rutger Hauer vs the Monster?  I don't recall that line
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« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2003, 04:28:12 PM »

"Guns... big f**king guns" also form Split Second
"What, did you have a brain tumor for breakfast this morning?" Heathers
"That's bad. Good safety tip , Egon. Okay everyone, don't cross the streams." Ghostbusters
"... you fish faced enemy of the public!" The Producers
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« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2003, 05:08:09 PM »

That would be the Split Second.  It's one of my favorite movies.  It's just so damn cool.  There's another great dialogue between Dick and Harley about Oxford guys eating breakfast, but it's really long and I don't feel like typing it all.

Brother R
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