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Mr. Muddang
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« on: March 06, 2003, 03:57:35 AM »

... about a couple of teenagers sexing around in a yacht, while a giant mutant crocodile starts to chase them. The monster is sometimes walking bipedal. It's pretty intelligent for a croc though, at one point dragging an entire car into the water to conceal the evidence. I didn't know crocodiles were concerned about police investigations... It's a classic of super-bad teen horror movies.

Grades:
Acting: ZERO (all performers look like they were just picked up from streets)
Plot: no comment.
Editing: LOWER than amateurish

Y'know what sucks worse? It sounds like they're saving the "death roll" for the SEQUEL, entitled Crocodile II: Death Roll.
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Mr. Muddang
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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2003, 04:05:10 AM »

> ... about a couple of teenagers sexing around in a yacht,
> while a giant mutant crocodile starts to chase them.

Errata: it was a BOAT, not a yacht.
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haze
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2003, 03:32:00 PM »

Well hey, if you just want a crap flick crocodile and it's sequel can give it to you!

I thought they were fun and worth a rent though...
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Evan3
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2003, 04:27:27 PM »

Looks like something to rent

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DARKWOLF
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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2003, 04:33:01 PM »

I didn't even like this movie when I saw it on the SciFi Channel it was mess up why would a girl stick her head in that crocodile mouth that was stupid.
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Dunners
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2003, 01:53:56 AM »

at what point did she do that? Is this that crappy crocodile flick by tobe hooper? dotn remember that happening.
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Mr. Muddang
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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2003, 07:09:50 AM »

Dunners wrote:
> at what point did she do that?

What are you talking about?

> Is this that crappy crocodile flick by tobe hooper?

It SURE is .  It's Tobe Hooper's crowning low budget masterpiece.
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DARKWOLF
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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2003, 01:28:59 AM »

In the store the one with the little dog.
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