Dolph Lundgren
Bad Movie Lover
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« on: March 15, 2003, 03:50:41 PM » |
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I luckily struck gold today. Decided to go out and search through a place that I haven't been to yet, and hit the bullseye. For people in the Ohio/Columbus area, it's a place called Trading Zone and it's on Bethel Road in a strip mall with a cheap movie theater, a Sunsports, SHOCC Comix, and many more. Anyways, there was a buy 2 used DVD's and get the third free, along with a decent collection of VHS tapes. Here's all that I managed to snag:
Ghosts of Mars (DVD): Directed by John Carpenter, of course. Yeah, I've heard bad things about this one. But I ended up getting it for free, so that's what counts. Hopefully it won't be THAT bad, watchable, at least.
Showdown in Little Tokyo (DVD): Snagged this for around five bucks. A pretty good movie by Dolph's standards, and it was cheap, so I went for it. Not a bad little timewaster.
Jet Li's Contract Killer (aka Hitman) (DVD): Although edited, this one was too cheap to pass up. A pretty good flick if I remember correctly. Not Jet Li's best, but definitely pretty good.
Wanted Dead or Alive (VHS): Rutger Hauer on the cover with a shotgun. Need I say more? Anyways, I have no clue about this one, but it at least looked pretty cool. Looks can be deceiving, but hopefully Rutger won't let me down.
No Retreat No Surrender (VHS): Okay, so I'm a big JCVD fan. I admit it with no shame. This movie had him shamelessly plastered all over the cover, which probably equates him being in the film for a total of 15 minutes. But the back of the box is what cinched this one for me, as it goes on to explain that this kid channels the spirit of Bruce Lee (!) to help him fight. If that isn't a ringing endorsement, I don't know what is. I'm looking forward to this one.
First Option (VHS): Some dubbed Tai Seng tape starring Michael Wong, the master of bad acting. This one'll probably suck, but it was dirt cheap and in good condition, so I took the risk. Hopefully it'll pay off.
Firewalker (VHS): With none other than Chuck Norris, the man. I'm a fan of Norris as well, although I know he has plenty of people who hate him. Well, this one admittedly looked pretty stupid, but it was cheap. I'm guessing this'll be the regretful purchase of the collection, but maybe I'll be surprised.
Kung Fu the Movie (VHS): With David Carradine and Brandon Lee. Another extremely blind purchase. I don't know what it was about this one, but it definitely called out to me. Maybe 'cuz I'm a fan of both of the main actors, who knows? I'm not expecting much for this one, so hopefully I won't be too disappointed.
No Holds Barred (VHS): With the immortal Hulk Hogan. I remember liking this one as a kid, so I'm sure it'll be a goldmine as far as crappy movies go now.
Band of the Hand (VHS): All it took was the crappy 80's cover and I was sold. That, and it shamelessly plugged that the movie was directed by the dude that did Miami Vice. This one should be worth a laugh at least.
And last, but not least: Gymkata (VHS): I've heard so much about this movie that I'm probably anticipating it the most. Yeah, I know it'll suck, but there's just something about its premise that cracks me up every time. A gymnast doing kung fu on pommel horses. What more can be said about this one? It should be amusing, to say the least.
8 VHS tapes, 3 DVD's, for around 45 bucks. Not bad, I'd say. Any comments on these?
Nick
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