Michael Moore and his "thank you speech": I'm not too shocked

Hey, I'm all about free speech. You can badmouth the president as much as you want.

But stop with all the b***hing about how he stole the election from Gore. Yes there's compelling evidence to suggest he did. But you forget. JFK STOLE THE '60 ELECTION TOO. Yet no one seems to remember. Perhaps if more dead people had voted in Florida, Gore would have won decisively.

But fortunately, Kennedy turned out to be one of our best presidents for the short time he was in office and on this earth. He was truly too great for this world.

And Bush, like it or not IS our president. He IS our commander in chief and he deserves our support. The least you can do is stop bringing up Palm Beach. Kennedy stole his election too, so shut up. We, the people are beyond tired of hearing the complaining. There's exercising free speech and then there's being a big baby about the guy in office winning dubiously. That will not be an issue after 2004. With the democratic party in the state it is now, you've virtually assured a landslide victory for President Bush with whoever you deem worthy of sending to the electoral slaughter, and this time we won't NEED a frickin' recount. I'm not a fan of the guy either. Personally if I had my druthers, John McCain would've gotten the nomination and the victory in November 2000. You don't see ME complaining about it, do you? I think Bush's economic policies suck, but I also think that if you're going to attack him, attack him for legitimate reasons. If you don't like him, then vote for Tom "Eggo" Daschle or Al Sharpton or John "I'm Irish--no, Jewish--no, Irish--no, Jewish!" Kerry, or Richard "Bush made me stub my toe" Gephardt.

And good luck convincing yourself that either has a chance in Hell of winning.

Now, my opinion of the right wing commentators.

Anne Coulter = c**t. But all things considered if she wore a gag, I'd hit that killer KKK body all night long. Last thing I need is to hear her running her mouth during sex. Check that. Last thing I need is to hear her running her mouth period, when those cute lips could be doing something more constructive.

Sean Hannity = Don't listen to him.

Bill O'Reilly = Big blowhard, but one who happens to have some good points sometimes. You can drop him in a giant paper shredder for all I care though.

Rush Limbaugh = Another blowhard, but also one who happens to make sense and be right sometimes, and I'm not talking about his political leanings. Most of you just hate him too much to really try and see his points when he isn't ranting.

All these guys are ripping on Michael Moore and the Dixie Chicks' and such's right to disrespect the president when for eight years that was pretty much ALL THEY THEMSELVES DID. Just like Michael Moore and the Dixie Chicks had a right to say what they did, whether you agree with them or not, so did O'Reilley, Hannity and Limbaugh to disrespect Clinton.

A Jackass is a Jackass, no matter which party line it tows. You know the old saying. "It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than open it and prove it"

Just like war seems only a good thing when there's a Democrat in office, so does free speech when there's a Republican administration. If you ask me, both sides are enormous fricking hypocrites.

So Liberals: Enough with the Bush-hate already. You don't like the guy, WE GET IT. You're saying absolutely nothing that you haven't blabbered about endlessly before. Stop letting your personal hate for the man get in the way or worse drive your opinions and blind you from seeing the truth. GET A GRIP. Don't like Bush? Then back a candidate that ISN'T an inmate running the asylum of DNC Headquarters and run a campaign the likes with which we have never seen before. You did it before, over a decade ago and you defeated a Republican who was thought to be guaranteed a second term. Do it again if you hate that guy's son so much.

And Conservatives: Can the name-calling. For god's sake, I'm damn near ashamed to associate myself with your side of the fence. You CLAIM you're all about free speech and readily flap the First Amendment in people's faces when they challenge your opinions but say they're communists, socialists and un-american if they challenge yours and practice their own First Amendment rights. HELEN KELLER COULD SEE THE HYPOCRISY. If someone's wrong, then prove them wrong. Otherwise stop with the playground bullying already.

This is Democrats vs Republicans. Always has been, always will be. There are zealots, wackos and idiots on both sides. The left just has considerably more of them.

I swear, I'm THIS CLOSE to going Libertarian.