Funny Marine/Army joke...

[Kolten]

I read this in Reader's Digest, thought Andrew in particular would like it...

Two brothers, one is in the Army and the other the Marines.  The Army guy is constantly telling jokes about his brother being in the Marines when the Marine says, "Oh yeah?  You know what 'ARMY' stands for?  Ain't Ready for Marines Yet!"

Hehe... soemone could pass that on to Mike at Dante's Inferno (I'm not, thought!)

:)

[Deej]

A soldier is using a urinal in a public restroom when a little boy walks in

"Hey mister, are you in the Army?" asks  the boy.

"Why yes I am young fella, would you like to wear my hat?" replies the soldier

"Gee that'd be swell" so the soldier places his hat on the boy's head.

Just then a Marine walks in and the boy runs up to him exclaiming...

"Hey mister, are you a Marine?"

"Yes I am little fella" replies the Marine  "Why? You wanna hold my  #$@#  for me?"

the boy replies "Oh no mister, I'm not in the Army...I'm just wearing the hat"

God's Speed and Semper Fidelis!!



Post Edited (04-03-03 23:49)