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Ash
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« on: April 07, 2003, 04:25:15 AM »
I was watching "Demolition Man" the other night.

I was wondering if any of you might want to offer a theoretical and/or technical explanation as to how you think the 3 seashells might work?

Obviously it's an asswiping system but as to how it would work I have no idea!

Please give your input as I'm sure this'll turn out to be a most humorous thread!


LOL!!



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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2003, 09:41:31 AM »
My theory: The seashells were just the heads of spray hoses, to use them, you would pull them out. The first would spray warm water that you could use to wash off the mess. The second would spray warm air to dry you off and the third delivered a sanitizing lotion.
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2003, 11:33:36 AM »
I don't think it's anything so simple as a water spray system.  I think it's more along the lines of an ionizer or something that actually santizes on the molecular level.

And yes, I felt like a geek as I was typing that.
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2003, 12:01:31 PM »
This is why I called "Demolition Man" a classic... its 10 years old and people are still trying to find out how to work the 3 Seashells... :D
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2003, 12:44:34 PM »
JohnL wrote: "The second would spray warm air to dry you off and the third delivered a sanitizing lotion."

Mmm... That's a good one, after shave for err... well, you know. You may make a fortune with such an idea!
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2003, 12:44:50 PM »
If they were ionizers and worked on a molecular level, what if they went kerflooie and vaporized your ass?  I guess it'd be okay of they vaporized Sly, though.

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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2003, 04:18:14 PM »
"The three seashells" is something every now and then I catch myself contemplating and quickly stop
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2003, 04:29:11 PM »
I always feared that the 3 seashells were much more primal, in that they were actual sea shells, used for scraping....... different shells for different area , butt, man, woman...... Yeah
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2003, 09:53:57 PM »
Used for scraping!!??

Ouch!!!

After scraping is completed they just set the nasty used shell back on the little shelf.....Yuck!!!

Maybe they work like the sonic showers in Star Trek.....hmmmmmm...
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2003, 08:10:36 PM »
Maybe U poop or pee right in the shells... no wiping in the future.
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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2003, 08:22:10 PM »
The three seashells could be like the "Guest Soaps" that George Costanza had in Seinfield....
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