Just for s**ts n'giggles, bay-bee: Toyfare Magazine #67 (March 2003) featured a small "Wish List" article imagining an MST3K figure collection, illustrated by a pretty damn sweet Crow T. Robot figure (credited to Heads Up Customs). Description of the figures:
--Crow T. Robot: comes with sensible slacks, script for "Earth Vs. Soup," and Kim Catrall obsession;
--Tom Servo: comes with singing voice, terrifying "real boy" head, and underwear collection;
--Joel: comes with Super Freak Out Kit, waffles, and Gypsy;
--Mike: comes with Cambot and Carol Channing wig;
--Dr. Clayton Forrester: comes with Nummy Muffin Cocoa Butter;
--TV's Frank: comes with Cumber-Bubble-Bund and original head.
Incredible. Did they stop watching before Season Eight? My obvious, personal additions:
--Mike gets mini-Satellite of Love and Mikey the Mike Sprite instead of the wig;
--TV's Frank gets mini-Gizmonic Institute;
--Servo gets Buttless Trucker's Body;
--Dr. Pearl Forrester: comes with miniature rocket-van, Baby Clayton, and life-size "Earth" stress-ball;
--Professor Bobo: comes with Mad God outfit, detachable skull cap, and reguiritatable comb;
--Brain Guy: comes with brain-in-dish, latex back hump, and "Girl In Gold Boots" dance outfit;
--Torgo: comes with chained-up little girl--sorry, sorry. "Manos" is just so sick, you have to laugh at it to deal with it. Comes with undercooked turkey and scratch-and-sniff funky undergarments. Sorry, sorry...
--Evil Crow: comes with Zucchini Throw Pillow, Nanites, and Goosio.
I'm honestly surprised NO ONE has exploited us MSTies from this angle yet...
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