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« on: May 07, 2003, 07:35:09 PM »

Right now Andrew is still probably spending quality time with the latest addition to his family, young Jenna Borntreger.  While I feel quite excited for him and wish him the best I can't help but think, fellow forumers, we missed the boat here.  Well this time I'm taking special precautions, the next child to enter Andrew's family will be named by us, and he'll have to go along because you know, majority rule and all that.  My suggestions from b-movies, television, and who knows where else include:

Boy:
Chocolate Chip Charlie
Torgo
Bolt Vanderhuge
Meanrock Blastwell
Dr. Colosssus
Creeper
Rembrandt Q. Einstein
Dolemite
Hercules Rockefeller

Girl:
Catwoman of the Moon
Queen Bee
Barbarella

Misc.
The Incredibly Strange Fetus That Stopped Gestating and Became a Mixed-Up Baby

That's pretty much all I can think of at the moment.  All I know for certain is we can't let this opportunity pass us by again so let's see some names.
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Johnny Blister
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2003, 07:38:59 PM »

How about Eros?

Or Glenda if´it´s a girl.
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Funk, E.
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2003, 07:53:21 PM »

I honestly think someone should name their child Joe Milqutoast or John Doe
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Johnny Blister
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2003, 08:06:53 PM »

Name a child after that crappy series?Nah...

Why not better name it Fox Mulder or Dana Scully?
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Feathertop
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2003, 08:15:08 PM »

How about Larry Buchanan Borntreger or Andy Milligan Borntreger or even - shudder- Coleman Francis Borntreger?
(I WOULD have suggested Jacinto Molina Borntreger but I seem to be the only Paul Naschy fan at this forum- excuse me "phorum". )
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Feathertop
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2003, 08:18:27 PM »

Obviously if it's a girl, Doris Wishman Borntreger or Jackie Kong Borntreger or (remember Criminally Insane, Crazy Fat Ethel and Death Nurse) Priscilla Alden Borntreger.
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Johnny Blister
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2003, 08:21:38 PM »

How about Tifanny?

Or Jason?
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Anonymous User
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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2003, 08:55:41 PM »

Holy s**t!  Someone else who's seen Criminally Insane.  "I want that key!"  Ughhh bad memories.  Anyway I suck with the girl names, but I guess The Creeping Terror would be a fairly astute name for any toddler.
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Feathertop
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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2003, 09:11:22 PM »

Yup, I think we CRIMINALLY INSANE fans (along with lovers of THE BABY) are dedicated enough to launch a New Religion around those films.  The crazy "Ethel Dance" toward the end of the flick served as my "confirmation" (as it were) as a Bad Movie Lover for LIFE!  
As a kinky footnote to this (and I'm talking to YOU Johnny Blister) I once encountered a guy at a Bad Movie Site who was PROUD of the dubious honor of having dropped to his stomach and kissed Priscilla Alden's feet at a Horror Film Convention in the 1980's when CRAZY FAT ETHEL and DEATH NURSE were out.
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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2003, 09:25:44 PM »

Wow, that's bizarre that you mention The Baby, as I rented it at the same time I rented Criminally Insane.  /threadjack over.
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« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2003, 09:31:08 PM »

I wonder what Andrew thinks about all of this? Even better, I wonder if he'll actually stop and consider one of the names (hahaha). Here's a few goodies:

Ro-Man Borntreger
Coleman Corman Borntreger
'Mad' Max Borntreger ----- hehe, how cool would it be for a kid to have that for a name?
Guilala Borntreger
Pia Zadora Borntreger

And if these don't work, you could always go the Frank Zappa route, and name your kids something weird like Moon Unit or Dweezil.

Scottie

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Johnny Blister
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« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2003, 09:32:27 PM »

How about Freddy?

Or Gypsy?
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Feathertop
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« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2003, 09:39:56 PM »

I agree, that IS weird. If, like me, you think the 1970's horror film THE PSYCHOPATH, about a Mr. Rogers type kiddie-show host who goes on a killing spree constitutes the final member of this Holy Trinity of Bad 70's Movies we'll have to consider ourselves the Joseph Smith and Brigham Young of this New Religion.
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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2003, 09:46:30 PM »

Machine Gun Joe Borntreger

Ator

Bomar or Girmar

Muad-ib

Speaker to Animals

or the one I'm surprised nobody has mentioned: Ash!

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Johnny Blister
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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2003, 09:55:12 PM »

Tom Servo

or Henrietta
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