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Chadzilla
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« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2003, 04:49:13 PM »

Stories the Inspire the Five Knuckle Shuffle

that is such the cool anthology title.

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« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2003, 05:06:52 PM »

The five knuckle shuffle. I like that one. It's much better than:

* Polishing the missile
* Smacking the haddock
* Skinning the pepperoni
* Beating the bishop
* Choking the chicken
* Greasing the axel
* Spanking the monkey
* Paddling the pickle
* Waxing the dolphin

(Let's see, that covers once for each week day, and twice a day on weekends).

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Neon Noodle
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« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2003, 09:30:37 PM »

The Burgomaster wrote:

> The five knuckle shuffle. I like that one. It's much better
> than:
>
> * Polishing the missile
> * Smacking the haddock
> * Skinning the pepperoni
> * Beating the bishop
> * Choking the chicken
> * Greasing the axel
> * Spanking the monkey
> * Paddling the pickle
> * Waxing the dolphin
>
> (Let's see, that covers once for each week day, and twice a day
> on weekends).
>

You forgot "Roughing up the Suspect"
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Feathertop
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« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2003, 10:33:46 PM »

If we can slither over from masturbation imagery to erection euphemisms, my all-time FAVORITE is "Elvis is puttin' on weight!"  
GEEZ! There are ninety-kazillion porno sites out there and we're discussing this stuff at a Bad Movie Site?  Maybe this is really PENTHOUSE PHORUM? ("I'm a Bad Movie Lover from a small Midwestern Town...")
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« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2003, 12:09:11 AM »

You guys forgot "Rosy Palm & her 5 Sisters!"

C'mon guys!  I figures you'd all come up with more masturbatory jokes than what you already have!

HAHA!!



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« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2003, 01:37:37 AM »

>Well, if you want to talk Dr. Who, I'd say episodes with Peri or Tegan.

I always preferred Sarah Jane & Nyssa.
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Creepozoid
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« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2003, 09:41:13 AM »

Rapings from GALAXY OF TERROR, HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP, INSEMINOID, and BREEDERS are my favorites.
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Creepozoid
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« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2003, 09:48:25 AM »

> (Let's see, that covers once for each week day, and twice a day
> on weekends).

Hey, look. Someone who goes at it with his imaginary lover more than me.
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Bernie
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« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2003, 12:04:06 PM »

THE LOST EMPIRE.  Boobies galore.  (If that's your thing.)
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Funk, E.
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« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2003, 02:53:36 PM »

Playin' the one armed bandit
Knocken wood
and one for the ladies: rubbing one out
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« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2003, 04:19:01 PM »

Funk, E. wrote:

> Playin' the one armed bandit
> Knocken wood
> and one for the ladies: rubbing one out

I feel so foolish. I always thought "rubbing one out" was something that gangsters said when they were talking about killing somebody.

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Funk, E.
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« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2003, 04:48:10 PM »

Don't feel foolish, rubbing SOMEBODY out is in fact a euphamism for assassination.
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Creepozoid
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« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2003, 10:29:38 PM »

Funk, E. wrote:

> Don't feel foolish, rubbing SOMEBODY out is in fact a euphamism
> for assassination.

Words always take on different meanings when your chap is involved. For example, usually "discharge" is considered a bad thing but...
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« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2003, 12:08:09 AM »

>Words always take on different meanings when your chap is involved. For
>example, usually "discharge" is considered a bad thing but...

Well, depending on where/when it happens, it can still be a bad thing...
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« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2003, 07:49:27 AM »

Pulling the taffy, slamming the hammer, flogging the dog, whacking the tack, pounding the pudding, bopping the baloney.

An activity I haven't had much interest in for a while. Here's a question - how old were you when you figured out everybody else was doing it too? I mean certain enough to discuss it.

Steering back to the original question, how about Star Trek: The Motionless Picture? There's just something about a bald woman.  :)

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