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Squishy
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« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2003, 08:25:32 AM »

Gentlemen (and Ladies), I present to you: The Random
Masturbation Synonym Generator
. Fap away.
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Squishy
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« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2003, 08:26:58 AM »

http://www.worldwidewank.com/generator.html

Stupid URL wouldn't post. Probably went blind from too much spankery.
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the Christian Faaaar right
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« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2003, 10:46:55 AM »

Pound the pulpit
Pop the Pope
...I know a whole bunch more in this line of thought, but just can't remember them right now. If I remember them, I'll post again later.
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Paquita
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« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2003, 11:38:21 PM »

This is the best question ever asked!  I take it very seriously I don't see why this must be a joke!

Legend for Darkness and Return of the Living Dead for Suicide.

love colleen
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JohnL
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« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2003, 03:26:33 AM »

>Here's a question - how old were you when you figured out everybody else was
>doing it too?

Other people do this???

>I mean certain enough to discuss it.

Yeah there's a hot topic of conversation with my friends... "So Fred, when you jerk off, do you use your right hand or your left? Do you use lube? I kind of like a little friction myself..."
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AndyC
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« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2003, 07:48:58 AM »

OK, not discuss. Perhaps admit.

Where I live, 15 years ago, give or take, youths my age were not so aware this was normal. Everybody did it, and just about everybody denied it. I think kids today are a bit more aware when it comes to such things. Not that big a deal.

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Steve B
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« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2003, 02:31:53 PM »

LOL...That's a dance I'm gonna have to teach my girlfriend ;-)
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BoyScoutKevin
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« Reply #37 on: May 11, 2003, 03:12:17 PM »

In case anybody is serious, just look at my moniker, and that ought to give everybody some idea of my favorite film and scenes from that film.

Otherwise, wouldn't you know it, this is the subject that would get the most responses. As these replies are leaving me ROTFL, and I haven't had a good laught in some time, can everybody keep it up?
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Laser
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« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2003, 03:45:49 PM »

ROOOFLLLL!!!! ALICE IN WONDERLAND!!?? HAHAHA! I hope you don't mean the cartoon version! HAHA

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« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2003, 07:48:10 PM »

BoyScoutKevin wrote:

>, can everybody
> keep it up?

Well I certainly can,  but I don't know about our female posters.

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« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2003, 07:50:24 PM »

I'll second a vote for Sarah Jane.  Oh my Lawd!

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Chadzilla
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Johnny Blister
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« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2003, 07:52:28 PM »

I mean the cartoon version and the Hallmark version.

But especially the cartoon version.
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Brother Ragnarok
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« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2003, 07:56:46 PM »

Can we keep it up?  That's a bad joke, right?  If you meant it that way, I shall shake your hand (if it's not busy).

Brother R

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Creepozoid
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« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2003, 10:24:40 PM »

Chadzilla wrote:

> BoyScoutKevin wrote:
>
> >, can everybody
> > keep it up?

A terrible joke, indeed.

> Well I certainly can,  but I don't know about our female
> posters.

You mean chicks actually post here!?!?
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Creepozoid
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« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2003, 10:27:15 PM »

JohnL wrote:

> >Here's a question - how old were you when you figured out
> everybody else was
> >doing it too?
>
> Other people do this???
>
Guess you're about 12 years old, huh?

> >I mean certain enough to discuss it.
>
> Yeah there's a hot topic of conversation with my friends... "So
> Fred, when you jerk off, do you use your right hand or your
> left? Do you use lube? I kind of like a little friction
> myself..."

Good old righty is experienced cuz of  his practice with pens and pencils, but ocassionally my little man runs away to the left to have an affair.
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