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Ash
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« Reply #45 on: January 18, 2006, 11:51:29 AM »

Holy s**t!
(pun intended)

I re-read every single post in this thread and the results are f**ked up!

We are some sick mofo's!

LOL!!

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« Reply #46 on: January 18, 2006, 02:02:02 PM »

Since everyone seems so enamored with this subject, I did some Googling and look what I found.

What I can't believe is there is actually a toilet webring. (Actually I guess I can believe it).
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« Reply #47 on: January 18, 2006, 02:37:56 PM »

Maybe Andrew can wipe this thread.  Me thinks we've squeezed eveything out of it that we can.
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« Reply #48 on: January 18, 2006, 06:14:10 PM »

FRUSHHHHHHHH!.....SWERGGGEL....CRAURAUPPP!...( As close to a printed version of a flushing toilet as is humanly possable.)
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« Reply #49 on: January 18, 2006, 10:52:12 PM »

ARE YOU PEOPLE SERIOUS I USE TO VALUE THIS MESSAGE BOARD, PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME BUT HOW IS THIS A BADMOVIES WORTHY TOPIC, ASH SEAMS TO CONSTENTLY GO OFF TOPIC TO ASK US WHAT OUR FAVIORATE TOLIET PAPER TO GRISTEL IS THIS IS JUST AS BAD AS TROLLING, COME ON PEOPLE PLEASE LETS KEEP THIS BOAD A WELLSPRING OF INFORMATION NOT A STOP IN CHAT ON YOUR FAV. BRANDS OR CAT TOYS COME ON
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« Reply #50 on: January 18, 2006, 11:13:36 PM »

Hey dude, see at the beginning of the thread title, the letters "OT"?  That means "Off Topic".  I suggest that you just don't bother reading those threads if you are that concerned!
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« Reply #51 on: January 20, 2006, 11:27:41 PM »

Bazarov would normally be right, but he has yet to recognize the parallels between the "reel" and the "roll".

Rombles you are so right about restroom doors. Honestly it should be debated on a national level. Maybe even be part of a Republican or Democrat presidential platform in 2008. It really is that important. Unfortunately the world is soaked up in the endless consumption of lesser tissues that seem to roll off the press from the bottom instead of the top.

The worst of all TP products is the toliet paper that is so thin that it melts in your hand. Supposedly it was designed for basement bathrooms or toliets that have other problems. Who ever invented this non-product probably worked for Spencer Gifts. You may as well use your hand or not wipe at all.
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« Reply #52 on: January 21, 2006, 04:19:30 AM »

I constantly will see someone come out of a stall from taking a s**t and they don't even bother to go to the sink.
They head straight to the door and leave.

That is just sick...not normal.
It makes me wonder what kind of upbringing they had.
I often wonder if some do it because they want us to get their germs.
Kind of like a thrill seeking thing.  They quietly snicker to themselves.

One time after a movie let out, a ton of people went to the bathroom.
A guy who was in there before us dropped some stinkin' loads and then went right out the door.
I made a comment out loud so everybody could hear it and several guys agreed with me.
Everyone went to the sinks and washed their hands.
Then I took a paper towel and used it to open the door.
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« Reply #53 on: January 22, 2006, 02:04:03 AM »

Scott Wrote:
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> The worst of all TP products is the toliet paper
> that is so thin that it melts in your hand.
> Supposedly it was designed for basement bathrooms
> or toliets that have other problems. Who ever
> invented this non-product probably worked for
> Spencer Gifts. You may as well use your hand or
> not wipe at all.

Dude, I totally agree with you!
Recently at a department store that shall remain unnamed, I had an encounter with the same crappy TP you mentioned.

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« Reply #54 on: January 22, 2006, 09:24:25 PM »

Rombles made a good point about the door handles. Next someone will be posting on the topic of getting "splashed" in a public stall and those crazy paper seat covers. Noooooooooooooooo !
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