The 96 Ouncer

[Mofo Rising]

What I wonder about is that Japanese kid.  If you've followed eating competitions in the past few years, you know the guy.  He weighs much less than your average person, but he still packs away the hot dogs.  The "Glutton Bowl" on Fox a few years back had him eating, what, 50 plus hot dogs in an hour?  That is extreme systematic stretching of the stomach.

Of course that same show had a mayonnaise eating competiton.  One guy ate eight pound of mayonnaise!  Not to mention the poor fools who tried to eat a sushi roll of pure wasabi.

But now that I think about it, it would be pretty fun to have an eating contest amongst your friends.  Try staging a contest like that while showing your poor fool friends a horrible movie.  Man, if I can pull this off it is totally the next party I will hold.

[Ash]

Mayonnaise?

UUGGH!!!!!

I hate mayonnaise with a passion!
The smell of it makes me nautious and I cannot help but think of it as cum when I look at it.  The creamy thick very white variety.
Gross, I know.
Probably because when I was in high school I crashed at a party and when I woke up, I had a blob of the stuff on my temple. (I had been sleeping on my side)
My friends put it there and then when I awoke, in my groggy state, they told me that one of them had jerked off and came on my head and I temporarily believed them!  Those sick f**ks!
Yuck!!!!

I would definitely lose THAT competition.
Hell I wouldn't even go within a mile of that competition!



Post Edited (10-11-03 02:27)

[AndyC]

Thanks Ash. I was eating a sandwich when I read that.

[Deej]

The Restaurant in Amarillo is the one that started it all(I think). I believe it's called The Texan or Big Texas or something along those lines and the entree is a 72 ouncer with trimmings. The catch is you also have to finish off the side dishes, huge potato and all the bread they bring with the steak. And even then I think you only get your meal free and you probably get a picture on the wall. Too much work man. I'll shell out the $10.99 for a 16 ounce t-bone.