Miss-spelingz

[Hairzilla]

How about these Gnobenkase:

DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE RAVE

INVASION OF THE SAUCE MEN

THE JAR  [Devilish cookie jar, shaped like \"Elmo\", terrorizes a small town]  

HAT PEOPLE  [Nastasia Kinsky battles Jack the Ripper]

NAIRHEADS [Growing up with sisters can be tough]

CURSE OF THE MOMMY\'S WOMB

THE INVISIBLE FAN  [When science and rock 'n roll come together]

FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS THE WORD [Hooked On Phonics worked for me]

ATTACK OF THE FIFTY BOOT WOMAN [Darn cats!]

[AndyC]

Adding, removing or changing one letter, we have:

The Giant Slaw
Nell Comes to Frogtown
Tombs of the Blind Deaf
Santa Claus Conquers the Martins
Lawn of the Dead
The Bowling
Death s**t
Megafarce
The Devil's Brain

The following two have more than one letter changed, but I like them anyway:

The Abdominal Dr. Phibes (late night infomercial)
The Lost Incontinent (looking for a bathroom, no doubt)

[AndyC]

Death s**t made me think of two possible sequels -The Bran that Wouldn't Die, and Fibre Down Below.

[Flangepart]

This is good stuff! Steve thou art a sick man. .....Humm...How about,: Knight of the lepus....Pout at the Devil....The Devils pain....The Life of Bran....Lost in Place....Hamera(Fire breathing oinker)....Peggy Sue got parried(enguard!)....The Princess died....The Bobbit....Intraman....DragonFart....13 days in ma....The Slob....Beware,the Slob!....The I-man....quakdraft....The quack and the Dead....how Queen was my vally....The Larry Slanders show....6 feet blunder...20 million miles to mirth....The think....The stink...The fluff....I betterb quit now, my bran hurts.......

[Steve.]

What have I unleashed? Peggy Sue Got Parried allright!
More:
2001 MANIACS
INVASION OF THE FLOOD FARMERS
PLAQUE OF ZOMBIES
ZOMBIE FRESH EATERS
I EAT YOUR KIN
CREAM
CREAM 2

[Hairzilla]

And here's even more stuff....

SARAN - THE UNBELIEVABLE [All that stands between humanity and food gone bad]

I SIT UPON YOUR GRAVE

STEPHEN KING'S "ID"

ISLAND OF LOST BOWLS

GODZILLA Vs SPADE GODZILLA [Things just weren't the same without Chris Farley]

THE BAND [Retired KISS members go on a killing spree....or do they?]

ESCAPE FROM NEW BJORK  

THE RIDE [Featuring Sting in his first major screen role]

THE INCREDIBLE WELTING MAN [The new sound of evil....]

MIMECOP  [Swift, silent justice]  

THE YEASTMASTER

THE BARK OF ZORRO [The sound of vengeance]  

BOMB RAIDER [This would-be adventurer was just plain stupid]

THE BAND THAT TIME FORGOT [Who were these guys again?]

FLASK GORDON [This guy is gonna save the Earth?]    

FRITTERS

-Hairzilla cranks up the volume and starts singing "Pout! Pout! Pout at the devil!-

[Steve.]

I hope that the band that time forgot would be The Eagles, but it looks like I'm hoping in vain.

[AndyC]

Still more

Varnishing Paint
The Black Mole
Stan Wars
Trilogy of Terry
Creaming Terror
They Shaved Hitler's Braid

[Apostic]

"The Abdominal Dr. Phibes"

Seriously, during an interview, Vincent Price said when he first heard of the project, that's what he thought was the title.

BTW, part of the creative process can be making a mistake and then running with the change.  How many of these typos might yeild a real movie?

Think about it.

Frightening, isn't it.

regards

Apostic

[AndyC]

"Planet of the Abes"

In a spectacular twist, Marky Mark finds the Lincoln memorial exactly as it should be. However, all the cops, firemen, reporters, etc. are revealed to look like Abe Lincoln.

[Guitarwolf]

A few more

Raiders at the Lost Park
The Toxic Rearender
The Wild Munch
The Wedding Fingered
The Water Toy ( Get your mind out of the gutter)
Pig Daddy
Little Pricky
Batman Relurns
Star Tick: The Quest for Fleece
Fat Times when Ridgemont\'s high
Jailhouse Sock (I skipped the other more obvious word)
Stop! Or my Mom will Poop!
Carface
The Blue Brothers
The Yellow Lagoon
Back to the Futon
Stop Making Tents
Gone with the Chin

Some Disney Titles:
The Jungle Cook
DumbJoe
The Fox and the pound
101 Cremations
SnowBite
Bambeno
Alice\'s Wondercan

Torture! Torture! It pleasures me. - Chriswel from Orgy of the Dead

[Steve.]

You're right, Apostic - it's a nightmarish thought, but I am unable to resist.

THE INCREDIBLE SMELTING MAN (Faster than a Brit steelworker)
BLOOD FAST (Vampire Ramadan)
NIGHTMARE ON ELMO STREET (It's a muppet movie anyway you look at it)
I SPIT IN YOUR (LUMPY) GRAVY (It would be an improvement on the wife's)
THE GOODFATHER (He's just a cuddly Italian patriarch)
STAR WOES (No further comment needed)

[AndyC]

It's getting hard to remember which ones have already been done.

How about:

Barth vs. the Flying Saucers (starring Martin Mull)
Leviathon (please send us your jeans)
Brine of the Monster
Onan the Barbarian (a new twist on an infamous bible character)
Children of the Porn (not all that funny when you think about it)

It's also surprising how many animal-themed movies you can create.

The Mouse on Haunted Hill
The Monkey Pit
Iron Beagle

[Hairzilla]

How about these for animal flicks:

THE DOG

WHILE YOU WERE SHEEPING [Ugh, maybe not....]

UNCLE DUCK

LOVE AT FIRST MITE

RAIDERS OF THE LOST LARK  [Heeeere birdy, birdy, birdy!]

DOVE POTION NO# 9 [Hitchcock may have stolen his idea from this one]

PIG [Starring Tom Hanks]

[Guitarwolf]

The Hat From Outer Space
Pete's Wagon
Chech and Bong's Next Doobie
The Head with two Things
Snow Bite (She's a Vampire)
What do you say to a naked baby?
The Kentucky Fried Boobie
Pop Secret