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Eirik
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« on: February 02, 2004, 09:52:48 AM »
My wife's friend came over the other night with a video.  This woman actually went into a video store and rented the movie "Roadhouse" - the one featuring Patrick Swayze as a bouncer.  Naturally, I excused myself from "Oscar night" and found other stuff to do, but I was in the room briefly during a scene in which Swayze is getting patched up (no doubt after trouncing some ruffians) in a hospital.  He hands the woman his medical records, which he carries with him to save time, she opens them up and says "You went to NYU...  PHD in Philosophy..."  (at which point I expected him to say "oops, those are my transcripts....  HERE's the medical records").  Later she asks him why he lives a lifestyle that causes him to get injured so much.  He looks into her eyes and says: "Pain don't hurt."

Maybe not, but this movie sure does.  I have to think that if the head of NYU's Philosophy Department ever saw this movie (yeah, that's a big "if"), that scene would probably give him an ulcer.
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Flangepart
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2004, 11:12:08 AM »
Yeah.
He should have said "Pain does't hurt".
Stupid grammer....
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2004, 12:16:27 PM »
Flangepart wrote:

> Yeah.
> He should have said "Pain does't hurt".
> Stupid grammer....
>

How about "Pain doesn't hurt"?
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2004, 12:20:45 PM »
>How about "Pain doesn't hurt"?

How about: "Pain does hurt!"?
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2004, 02:38:25 PM »
LoL, apparently he didn't read up too much on the Eastern/Buddhist readings of pacifism!!
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« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2004, 04:10:33 AM »
How about "It don't hurt to be pained."
And as Dan Quayle once intoned, "A wasted mind is a terrible thing, just terrible."--at an NAACP gathering, no less.
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« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2004, 07:18:35 AM »
Chopper wrote:

> LoL, apparently he didn't read up too much on the
> Eastern/Buddhist readings of pacifism!!

Probably not, I think he was Europain in this movie.
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Eirik
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« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2004, 08:27:08 AM »
"And as Dan Quayle once intoned, "A wasted mind is a terrible thing, just terrible."--at an NAACP gathering, no less."

Nope.  He never said it.
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/quayle.htm
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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2004, 09:36:49 AM »
One of my favorite quotes of all time comes from Roadhouse.  I'm subjected to the film ever so often by my wife who loves Swayze.

Doctor: "So, who won the fight?"

Swayze: "NOBODY wins a fight."

Completely corny and stupid.  I feel pain just thinking about it.

Ouch.

For my money, you can't get any better than Swayze with a kiddie porn dungeon.  Go rent Donnie Darko.
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« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2004, 09:54:44 AM »
Doctor: "So, who won the fight?"

Swayze: "NOBODY wins a fight."

"Completely corny and stupid. I feel pain just thinking about it."

Corny and stupid, and totally refuted by the whole rest of the movie in which Swayze wins fight after fight after fight, getting the girl and making good in the end.  I hate movies that belabor some "lesson" and then flush it down the toilet two seconds later.
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« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2004, 11:16:22 AM »
the moviesthatsuck.com site....Swayze is one of their favorite whipping boys.

Funny site, by the way.
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« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2004, 12:01:03 AM »
>Later she asks him why he lives a lifestyle that causes him to get injured so
>much. He looks into her eyes and says: "Pain don't hurt."

Umm, no. She's about to give him a local anesthetic before stapling his wound closed and he says "No thanks", I believe she then tells him that it's going to hurt and that's when he says "Pain don't hurt". :)
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