Torque

[I luv dolma]

Anyone seen the movie? Everyone says it was horrible, but i'm sure you already heard. But if you've seen it, care to comment?

I'm not even going to bother watching House of the Dead unless I can see it for free on tv or something. I know how bad a film can get, and if everyone on this board says it sucks, then it sucks!

But what about Torque? The film just looks so tempting you know.

[Velvet Brotha]

Torque? Why? So that little punks can get more stupid ideas about running red lights and cutting people off.

[JohnL]

Torque = Fast and the Furious on motorcycles.

[Eirik]

Torque - Ice Cube makes yet another poorly conceived bid for an Oscar.

[Grumpy Guy]

JohnL wrote:

> Torque = Fast and the Furious on motorcycles.


That's really an insult to Fast and the Furious.

Torque is just plain bad.  But in a funny way.

[Eirik]

"Torque = Fast and the Furious on motorcycles."

Fast and the Furious = Point Break in suped up Japanese economy cars.

[raj]

Torque & Fast 'n' Furious = Mad Max/Road Warrior plus loud music plus "improved" sfx minus plot minus acting.

[Velvet Brotha]

> Torque & Fast 'n' Furious = Mad Max/Road Warrior plus loud music plus "improved" sfx minus plot minus acting.


Couldn't have said it better myself.

I slammed my poor nephew the last time he said "The Fast & Furious" was a great movie. Yet, when I asked him what the plot was about he began to stammer and stutter like a foo.