You know, there was a time when I despised the entire idea of tipping.
My dislike for it was further enforced when I saw "Reservoir Dogs" for the first time iin '92 or '93 and watched as Steve Buscemi's character Mr. Pink refused to throw in a buck in the beginning of that film.
In case any of you haven't seen it or have forgotten, here is a bit of what he said...
(I took this directly from the screenplay)
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NICE GUY EDDIE
Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
MR. PINK
I don't believe in it.
NICE GUY EDDIE
You don't believe in tipping?
MR. WHITE
(laughing)
I love this kid, he's a madman,
this guy.
MR. BLUE
Do you have any idea what these
ladies make? They make s**t.
MR. PINK
Don't give me that. She don't
make enough money, she can quit.
NICE GUY EDDIE
I don't even know a Jew who'd have
the balls to say that. So let's
get this straight. You never ever
tip?
MR. PINK
I don't tip because society says I
gotta. I tip when somebody
deserves a tip. When somebody
really puts forth an effort, they
deserve a little something extra.
But this tipping automatically,
that s**t's for the birds. As far
as I'm concerned, they're just
doin their job.
MR. BLUE
Our girl was nice.
MR. PINK
Our girl was okay. She didn't do
anything special.
MR. BLUE
What's something special, take ya
in the back and suck your dick?
They all laugh.
NICE GUY EDDIE
I'd go over twelve percent for
that.
MR. PINK
Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've
been here a long f**kin time, and
she's only filled my cup three
times. When I order coffee, I
want it filled six times.
MR. BLUE
What if she's too busy?
MR. PINK
The words "too busy" shouldn't be
in a waitress's vocabulary.
NICE GUY EDDIE
Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but the last
thing you need is another cup of
coffee.
They all laugh again.
MR. PINK
These ladies aren't starvin to
death. They make minimum wage.
When I worked for minimum wage, I
wasn't lucky enough to have a job
that society deemed tipworthy.
MR. BLUE
So you don't care that they're
counting on your tip to live?
Mr. Pink rubs two of his fingers together.
MR. PINK
Do you know what this is? It's
the world's smallest violin,
playing just for the waitresses.
MR. WHITE
You don't have any idea what
you're talking about. These
people bust their ass. This
is a hard job.
MR. PINK
So's working at McDonald's, but
you don't feel the need to tip
them. They're servin ya food, you
should tip em. But no, society
says tip these guys over here, but
not those guys over there. That's
bulls**t.
MR. WHITE
Waitressing is the number one
occupation for female non-college
graduates in this country. It's
the one job basically any woman
can get, and make a living on.
The reason is because of tips.
MR. PINK
f**k all that.
They all laugh.
MR. PINK
Hey, I'm very sorry that the
government taxes their tips.
That's f**ked up. But that ain't
my fault. it would appear that
waitresses are just one of the
many groups the government f**ks
in the ass on a regular basis.
You show me a paper says the
government shouldn't do that, I'll
sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll
vote for it. But what I won't do
is play ball. And this non-
college bulls**t you're telling
me, I got two words for that:
"Learn to f**kin type." Cause if
you're expecting me to help out
with the rent, you're in for a big
f**kin surprise.
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Well after reading that you can understand why I was against tipping for so long.
But now as I get older I do realize that these people bust their asses and they do deserve tips.
One exception though was just last night (3-6-04) when we went to Ryan's Steak House.
It is a buffet and I go there all the time with my family. (I wonder...do any of you guys have Ryan's Steak Houses where you live?)
We usually always get an awesome waitress who is attentive to us and our every need and we always tip her accordingly.
Last night however we had THE WORST waitress ever!
She was unfriendly right from the beginning and she never smiled...not once.
Her appearance was slovenly and unkempt.
She had countless stains on her clothing. She herself looked like she hadn't bathed or showered in a couple of days. (While I do forgive the stains, her physical appearance was no excuse. If I were her manager I would've sent her home for the night)
She did not appear to be very busy (we observed her standing around a lot talking to co-workers) and it was us who had to constantly flag her down to ask for refills on our drinks or extra plates (these are things that, as a good server, she should've noticed and had them there and ready for us BEFORE we had to ask)...remember in a buffet you have to use a different plate each time you approach the smorgasboard.
When she did bring us our plates she slapped them down onto the table loudly causing all of us to look first at each other and then at her.
We were all thinking, "Whoa! What's her deal?"
When we asked for the free special warm rolls with the delicious honey butter that comes with them, she put the rolls in their basket down on the table fine enough but when she gave us the butter, she half-assed let the 6 or 7 of them fall out of her hand and when they hit the table they went in various directions causing us all to again look at each other and then to her.
My dad had to grab one quickly to avoid letting it fall off the table!
She then walked away.
At a buffet, a person is required to use many plates as I stated before.
I went through 4 of them myself.
My family & I literally had a pile of 8-10 used plates, some with uneaten food still on them stacked up at the corner of the table and there they sat for almost 45 minutes before she happened to notice them and take them away.
Needless to say, this woman DID NOT get a tip.
Halfway through our dinner my mother said, "Our waitress sucks!"
I totally agreed and said to my dad, "Don't you dare give her a tip!" "She is without a doubt the worst waitress I think we've ever had here and she has done absolutely NOTHING to deserve a tip."
He evidently agreed.
He left no tip for her.
As we all got up to leave, she was cleaning off the table behind us and I noticed her quickly glance around at us.
Her eyes went from us and then down to the table....she was scanning it for some green but she didn't find any and I saw her scowl.
I put my coat on and we all left.
Well, it was a lesson to her I hope.
If you give s**tty service to the point that it becomes part of the dinner conversation of the customers you're serving, you ain't getting a tip!
I was, in the past, a non-tipper but now I do feel the need to tip when I, my friends and/or my family receive excellent service.
Many of my friends work in the service industry and they have firmly convinced me of the need to tip accordingly when it is appropriate.
I am now a good tipper!
Go here for an awesome article on tipping at howstuffworks.com
http://people.howstuffworks.com/tipping.htmIt is a VERY interesting article and goes into the many aspects of tipping such as who and why we tip and who we shouldn't tip.
Also discussed is how this custom was started in the first place & international tipping customs.
Check it out!
My question for you is this....
Do you believe in tipping and if you do, how much do you give and why do you give it?
Have you ever not tipped?
If not....why not?
Do you believe in Mr. Pink's statements in "Reservoir Dogs"?
Post Edited (03-07-04 07:32)