Totally Obsessed: The world is truly a three ring circus

[BlackAngel]

Have you guys seen this show on VH1lately?  I saw a show where a guy who is so obsess with the way the General Lee car from the Dukes of Hazzard always do those jumps, a chick who is so obsess with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, that she has every memorabilia known to man, has a costume of Michaelangelo (her inspirational hero) eats nothing but pizza with crap on it (like peanut butter, mayonnaise, chocolate syrup,etc.), and has blue belt in karate (the only good thing out of this deal), a guy who loves piercing himself, and a woman who has ducks and geeseand refers to them as her "children".  Throughout the whole show, I was either laughing out  loud (the TMNT girl fighting her brother in her turtle costume) or cringing in disgust ( the piercing guy hanging a can of paint on one of his stretched earlobes then his pierced nipple).
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Bulls**t!  I still can't hear you, sound off like you gotta pair

[Yaddo42]

I knew a guy who was nearly that hooked on Dukes of Hazzard, he wanted to build his own General Lee. He even had a plan for when (if) he ever got married: he and the bride exit the church after the ceremony, they were supposed to climb in the windows of his Genral Lee. He was of course planning to slide across the hood in his tux, then they would peel out and fly down the road into wedded bliss, horn blaring "Dixie" the whole time. As far as I know, he's still single, guess he hasn't found a woman willing to go along with this plan, big surprise.

Unles the idiot who has been driving around my neighborhood with a horn that plays "Dixie" for the past week is him.......

[onionhead]

When VH1 goes reality television, you know Hell is upon us.
Actually i am waiting for a reality show on C-SPAN, like "The Governor's House," where a witless nobody gets to be governor of oh, say Wisconsin for a week and see what kind of havoc can be wrought, and any laws that are enacted must be honored.  They can go from state to state, California and New York twice.
"Governor Joe Schlobotnik today outlawed mirrors within Los Angeles city limits in an effort to cut down on vanity and face lifts.  The subsequent removal of rear-view devices from all automobiles has resulted in massive pile-ups on all interstates passing through LA., and sucide rates for plastic surgeons is at an all-time high. "

[AndyC]

I heard about this show on the radio the other day. The morning DJs were making fun of it.

Apparently, there's a guy so obsessed with Miami Vice, he dresses like Don Johnson. He invited Philip Michael Thomas to his wedding, and when the guy showed up, demoted the best man so that Crockett and Tubbs could stand side by side for the ceremony.

They also mentioned a couple who are raising a Cabbage Patch Kid named Kevin, and a guy who loves cats so much, he had himself surgically transformed into one.

I don't know if I'd find that show entertaining, or just be disturbed that there are such pathetic people in the world.

[raj]

Feh.  I'll just go read a book.