Psycho Cop

[Andy]

Hi Guys,
What a great website this is! I just watched a movie called Psycho Cop...It had me screaming.
Awful film...The actors say the word CARETAKER
24 times...they say the word BEER 22 times.
(I may be off by 1 or 2 because I consumed 12
bottles of Rolling Rock myself while watchng)
These s**tty actors spend the whole weekend
looking for a lost hair brush...sneekers..purse
toothbrush...ect.Probably the best $3.99 I ever
spent. Go out and get this if you can.

[Mofo Rising]

Ha!  That's funny.  I just got done winning a bid on this movie, which I should receive in a week or so.

Now I know what to expect.  I'll let you know what I think when I see it.

[Nigel]

Psycho cop is OK I guess, Psycho Cop 2 is great though.

[HorrorMovieBuff]

The original is hilarious, and the 2nd one is awesome!  They should've made one last one though!

[Mofo Rising]

Ah, PSYCHO COP.  What can I say?

Well I can say this: It wasn't very good.  And it's no nudity policy disgusted me.

Okay, well there is two girls in a tub at one point, but no action and no nudity.  Nevertheless, this movie did manage to keep me engaged for an hour and a half, which is more than most.

PSYCHO COP is your average slasher flick with a twist, the bad guy is a cop.  That's the twist.  The film features three couple off to a cabin (more a palatial estate) for the weekend.  They are followed by a psycho cop who ends up killing most of them.  Unfortunately, I didn't think most of the deaths were very imaginative.  Most of them are with a knife or an axe.  Oh, also a couple of people die at the beginning and there are more fodder cops at the end.

Psycho Cop himself doesn't seem so much psycho as retarded.  He is psycho, but not the gibbering kind, just like the slow kid you knew in school grew up to kill people.  Fortunately for him, he worships Satan, which must be how he defies the laws of time and space and show up anytime, anywhere.

Well, during the rest of the movie the main characters argue.  This makes them impossible to like.  Seems the rest of them spend their time ridiculing the two of them who realize something is actually going on.  Well an hour and a half of people arguing can make big bucks (read: BLAIR WITCH PROJECT), but it's not something I usually enjoy.

But I guess this movie is alright.  Three slimes because nothing really distinguishes itself.

Things I learned from this movie:

-It is possible to kill somebody with your average taser.  This works even if you are holding them aloft at the time, making you ground.  You will suffer no ill effects.

-The police department does not run fingerprints on potential hirees.  Neither do they run background checks, apparently.

-Satan does not like bullets.