Awful Movie Taglines

[loyal1]

For the most awful movie I have seen in years...'Unspeakable'

"Nothing can silence pure evil"  Hmm I thought it was "Unspeakable"...OH, I get it!  The movie is unspeakable!  Good, perhaps it shall never be spoken of again!

[dean]

Spiceworld:  "they don't just sing"

And to think I had to watch that this week.

[BTW, love the elevator one Derf, I shall take the stairs from here on out]

[Susan]

I don't know about bad, but i have some memorable bad movie taglines worth mentioning:

MEET THE FEEBLES
"The Puppet Spunk Hits The Fan"
"Hell Hath No Fury Like A Psycho Hippo With A Heavy Machine Gun"

BASKET CASE
"A tisket, a tasket, what's in the basket?"

BASKET CASE 2
"We were cut apart. AND NOW -  we're together again!"

BLOODSUCKING FREAKS
"SEE: the flesh-eating cannibal women! SEE: the iron tourniquet that screws your brain! SEE: the living dart board! SEE: the orgy of screaming virgins! SEE: the sickness that will make you retch!"

CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL
"In the tradition of Friday The 13th Part 2  and Oklahoma! -- comes the first intelligent film about canniballism! "

DAUGHTERS OF SATAN
"When Selleck meets Satan, the sparks really fly!"

FOXY BROWN
"Foxy's in town....so gather 'round and watch a real shake down. 'Cause she's got that drive and that ain't jive. She don't bother to bring 'em back alive! Don't mess aroun' with....Foxy Brown"

MOTEL HELL
It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent’s fritters!

PREY
"It's not human. And it's got an axe!"

RE-ANIMATOR
"Herbert West has a very good head on his shoulders....and another one in a dish on his desk"

RETURN TO HORROR HIGH
"Killer to the left...Killer to the right...Stand up...Sit down...FRIGHT!FRIGHT!FRIGHT!"

EL TOPO
"See the naked young Franciscans whipped with cactus. See the bandit leader disembowelled. See the priest ride into the sunset with a midget and her newborn baby. What it all means isn't exactly clear, but you won't forget it"


ladies and gentlemen, goodnight!

[Max Gardner]

The Hunted: "Some men must be found."

Citizen Kane: "It's terrific!"

The Third Man: "Hunted by men...sought by WOMEN!"

Cellular: "Not only the signal can die."

Evil Lives: "Others die, but...Evil Lives!"

[Neville]

Some A movies also have terrible taglines:

"Volcano" --> The Coast is toast.

"Exit wounds" --> This is going to hurt (Spanish tagline, don't know if the original was different).

[jackflack]

The Granny:
"Being Granny's Favorite Can Be Murder!"
and
"She'll love you to death!"

Grandma's House:
"She'll Spoil You To Death!"

Xtro II: The Second Encounter:
"Part Alien. Part Predator. All Terror"

Ugh, and I watched Xtro 3 over the weekend.  It was terrible.  I though I was getting the 1st Xtro, which looks awesomely  bad (there's a link to the trailer on IMDB).  All I can say is they mention "Black magic from deep space" in the trailer!

Cradle 2 the Grave:
"Born 2 the life. True 2 the code. Bad 2 the bone."

Ankle Biters:
"Three feet tall! Two inch fangs!"

Worst part is there is a song to go with it.

[SaintMort]

I liked that tagline, my friend and I used that for decribing the presidental elections

[Writer]

From Red Blooded American Girl:

"Science created the perfect woman--with only one flaw; she had everything to live for--but no way to die."

A tagline that long and tedious should have tipped you off that this film would be equally long and tedious.

From Crash and Burn

"The weapons of the future are alive..."

*C-rip-ough!* Say, Full Moon, didn't they already do this idea in the first Terminator movie? And didn't they do it a whole lot better than you? And they didn't give away practically the whole plot in the blurb on the back of their video box, either.

[odinn7]

I just rented one last night.
Blood Sisters: Vamps 2
The tagline...get ready...here it is:
"They put the blood back in thirsty!"
The movie was supposed to be about stripper vampires so I figured I can't go wrong. I was wrong. It was certainly a bad movie but, at least the nudity was refreshing. Seriously though, it starred a babe named Glori-Anne Gilbert...she can't act but is she hot!

[craig]

my band wrote a song using "It's not human. And it's got an axe!"
that's a great tagline

AVP was s**t