(I´m a german trash-fan, so sorry for my english)
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www.badmovies.org" is pretty cool, especially the movie-review-list! Even the reviews in detail are good, I was very pleased about the critique of STARCRASH - a movie I love because it´s pure SCUM !!!
But I have a little critique, too: If badmovies means trashmovies, then there are missing some of the most ugly sorry efforts in history. HARD ROCK ZOMBIES for example! This movie is so CRAZY YOU WON´T BELIEVE!
[The Story: Adolf Hitler has escaped to Brooklyn(!!!) after an arrangement with the USA. To stay covered, he and Eva Braun pose as booksellers, but can´t escape god´s punishment - they try to flee and go to somewhere in the bible-belt, but turn to zombies as it is their faith. There on the countryside, Adolf and Eva become Zombie-Grandparents with mad Midgets as grandchilds(!!!) and leaders of a small band of Nazi-Zombies. After this cursed Nazi-Zombi-Midget-Familiy starts to terrorize invading Hard-Rock-Teens who disturb Hitlers Idyll (Zombie-Adolf and Zombie-Eva are sexually very active!!! ) and awake the forces of evil, it ends in an final showdown between villagers and hard-rock-teens on the one hand, and Hard-Rock-Zombies, Undead Villagers, Nazi-Zombies and Midgets on the other hand. In this showdown, the protagonists (Hard-Rock-Teens) try to free one of their girls who is in danger to be raped by the Hard-Rock-Zombies!]
If you don´t know this movie, try to get it - it´s fabulous! This movie has been produced in the 70ies (it´s a coloured film) and the director is (or was) a monk of the Hare-Krishnas!!!
But other films are missing, too. What about NAKED LUNCH ? (This movie is so crazy I can´t tell) And what about the relatively good (and funny) CRITTERS I - III or the very trashy ABDUCTED II - THE REUNION?
At least I have a question: what´s about the movie PHANTOM TOWN and CRAWLERS? Are they funny (or crappy enough to laugh about)? Idon´t know them but I have the possibility to watch them in the next time (are they worth it?).
I hope someone will answer - cheers!