Turkey Day Turds & Terrors

[Squishy]

The live-action Fist of the North Star runs on SciFi this Thursday. Then on Friday, SciFi runs a "sequel marathon" featuring a lot of garbage with "2"s in the titles. Jeez, if SciFi wants to hurt itself that badly, why doesn't everyone just hit each other with claw hammers?

KENNY ALERT! AMC will favor us with the original, Burr-ized Godzilla, setting us up for a BIG fall with Godzilla's Revenge, which will make your skin absolutely wither and curl if you hate Kennies--and Minya. If you don't mind Kennies and Minya, then it can be fun--in a sick, psychodelic sort of way.

Check your local listings, dammit. Do I look like your mother?

[Flangepart]

No, more like aunt Ethel after the bus accident. That explains why she has Grummen imprinted backwards on the forehead. Oh....God. Please, just say No to Kenny! For the love of puppies, kitties and all things cute and fuzzy,as well a Jonny Walker Scotch! Die, Kenny, Die!........not that i mean any harm to the little tyke. Thats Squishy's job. He has first dib's. But if he crawls out of the rubble, his ass is mine! Hi Keeba M-16!