When life give you lemons, Sledge-O-Matic them.

[Andrew]

My latest fun in the mailbag:

http://www.badmovies.org/mailbag/


I'm not wrong here.  Am I?

Andrew

[Ken Begg]

Gee, Andrew, you sure weren't very sensitive.  Perhaps you should realize that the woman's hurt feelings as 'real' as your 'facts.'  And that your verbal assaults against her are, from one much argued perspective, the same as if you had beat her with a baseball bat.  I'm sorry to say that the term "Hate Crime" unavoidable comes to mind.

[Andrew]

Ken Begg nearly pulled his sarcasm muscle writing:
 And that your verbal assaults against her are... ...the same as if you had beat her with a baseball bat.

In this case I think that the bat would have been much more effective.  As it is, I have to work with words.  Hey, maybe if I threw a dictionary (a big, heavy one) at her...

I read dumb people.

Andrew

[Squishy]

Yee-ikes!

Andrew, you don't have any excuse to chew me out for squabbling with everyone on the board anymore. Wow!

AHHHHH! NO HIT! NO HIT!  :)

[Ken Begg]

I quote Paige Bierma at www.ahealthyme.com:

"Whether perpetrated by a partner, parent, friend, or boss, verbal assaults can be every bit as devastating as physical battering."

See, that proves it.

http://www.ahealthyme.com/topic/depverbal

[Skaboi18]

Andrew, I found your response to be perfect.  She got what she asked for, and it does seem that she hadn't even tried to unsubscribe.  Did you ever get a response?

[Squishy]

http://www.drpatallen.com/excerpts/coversational.htm

Conversational rape. I kid you not.

[Andrew]

Skaboi18 wrote:
>
>  Did you ever get a response?

Yes I did.  Here it is, all of it:

*******
Subject: I'm wearing Nancy Reagan's panties.
Date: Sat, 1 Dec 2001 19:30:59 -0700
From: "Panty-Slut Amber" (republican_tramp@theb***hes.com)
To: fenris@badmovies.org

I'm wearing Nancy Reagan's panties.

*******

It is a little obvious that someone has the password to her account.  Ah well, she had two email addresses and I sent it to both, so at least she will see my reply on her Yahoo account.

Andrew

[Mofo Rising]

Now, now, be fair.  The lady could be suffering from a very serious case of Disassociative Identitiy Disorder.  One personality could be an uptight ultra-feminist, and the other could be a off-kilter chauvinist pig.  It's the original odd couple.  Or odd person, as it were.  Whatever the case I'm sure it will make a very entertaining sitcom.  Or movie.  I've got it!  You can call it TROLL 3!

"I got a lot of good ideas.  Trouble is most of them suck."

[Andrew]

You mean "Troll 4."  Unless we are going to confuse people and make another third installment to the series.

Andrew

[Chris (a.k.a. Mugwump)]

Hey Andrew in all honesty i think you handled the situation greatly. i know if it was me i would've done worse, he he.

[Nathan]

See, I knew that Ken got something valuable out of his all-day "Getting in Touch With Your Inner Children's Collection Librarian" seminar...

Nathan

[Flangepart]

Hummmm.....makes me think of "The thing with two heads"> One head, Nancy Regan, the other, Hillary Clinton......Now THATS Gastly, brother! And Critical Mass.....BOOM!

[Flangepart]

Hummmm.....makes me think of "The thing with two heads"> One head, Nancy Regan, the other, Hillary Clinton......Now THATS Gastly, brother! And Critical Mass.....BOOM!

[James900]

So from this thread we have learnt that andrew is being stalekd by a women with a split personality who is wearing nancy reegan panties and is trying to unsubscribe to the badmovies mailing list.  Wow we should write a movie about this.