King Arthur 2004

odinn7, you just nailed the one and only reason to see Van Helsing. The effects were cartoonish, the crossbow ridiculous, and Poor Man's Russell Crowe looked small and goofy in that hat.

Keira Knightly naturally looked good in King Arthur... but she's in a few much better movies than that if you want to ogle her. I recommend The Johnny Depp pirate flick.


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Re: King Arthur 2004

« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2005, 10:53:35 AM »

Watch one of her old movies if you can, one called "Uncovered". It is a terrible piece of work, an archeological thriller based on a pathetic spanish best-seller and put into images by the director of "Great balls of fire". Apalling at any level, but she appears naked in a variety of positions, and we are talking of a young Kate Beckinsale, back when she had curves in all the right places.


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Re: King Arthur 2004

« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2005, 09:55:43 PM »

just been queued on netflick......

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