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« on: June 12, 2005, 10:48:10 AM »

            I would say along with "Meet the Barkers" this is one of the worst shows out there.  The mom Gastineu is old and ugly.  Somehow she got rich, I guess by being married to funny looking football great mark gastineu.  She does nothing all day except yell at her daughter for doing nothing all day.  The daughter wants to be a model.  that is her big "career" that she "has only a short window" for.  She's not bad looking, but new York is filled with girls who are just as pretty I think.  They're lives are completely worry free yet somehow filled with a vague stress.  I'll say this for the older gastineu, she's not nearly as ugly as Lizzie Grubman.  But Lizzie at least works (sort of).


     "Meet the Barkers " is just as bad.  The girl Barker does absolutely nothing.  Even Jessica Simpson occasioaly sings.  The guy is a good drummer in a v ery mediocre band: Blink 182.   They don't seem to even know each other all that well.  there are someones kids around but it's hard to tell whose.  When the guy does speak it is sort of effeminate and very stupid.  I'm sorry I've "met" them

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